CardDealer

I am a pit boss at my local casino. Needed a place to put the wild things in writing. Feel free to ask me anything related to the casino!

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Gonna try to keep a running tab on this post of all the weird shit I see in the casino. Will definitely look back at so I can laugh.

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I'm not usually a thirsty gal but God damn does the feral come out sometimes. Working in a hot ass casino w/ a suit kink is doing things to my psyche man. Like 3 of my male coworkers have their jackets off and dress sleeves rolled up to their elbows. Damn do they look yummy 🥵

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I received my favorite compliment ever last night. A coworker told me that I dress like a rouge with the nobleman background. I can die in peace now

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Idk why people listen to me as a manager lmao. I am so full of BS it ain't even funny. Like, yes I'm an adult but not that adult 😂😂

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Fuck all y'all bastards that cheat in the casino. You think it doesn't fucking matter. You're getting one over on "the house." You're fucking not. You know who fucking pays? Us. The staff. I received my first ever write up in my life because of you assholes. Imagine how ridiculed we get by our peers for "being gullible" or "naive" just for your sins. Cheaters can go fuck themselves. I hope whenever you get caught you get sent to prison. I hope you owe 10x what you stole. Especially go fuck yourselves if you play nice to us. I don't want your fucking dirty money. I don't want your fucking pity. I fuckjng hate you guys.

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Got asked if I'm pregnant tonight....I'm a midsized girl so the question isn't abnormal but damn does it suck every time. I wish people wouldn't make comments unless it's 110% obvious.

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Coming back from vacation and catching up on tea is the best. Like, I didn't have to deal with any of the crazy just hear about it after the fact. Also, why does it seem like all the insane shit waits till you're gone to happen? 😂

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To the guy who had a ghost pin up girl on his shirt; thank you for the laugh. Your shirt brought many people joy tonight.

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Happy New Year to everyone! I especially hope all of you beautiful souls who took care of me at work do amazing this year. It was my second New Year at the casino and I was a mess. Thank you to so many customers and coworkers alike who showed me incredible grace and kindness. While the night had its bumps I'm choosing to remember your sweet smiles and joyful laughter as we rang in the new year together. May your pillow always be cool and may your keys always appear when you need them.

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PSA: Stop getting plastered in public

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Not customer related but need to get this off my chest.

I'm so sick of people telling me what is best for me when it comes to my career. You may not like or understand my reasoning but it doesn't concern you. I'm not going for your job. I didn't ask for your opinion. For the love of God, just shut the fuck up. I'm happy with my choices and think through every decision I make.

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We card dealers are human. Please keep that in mind when gambling. If we make a mistake, politely point it out. We will do whatever we can to fix the situation. Having said that, please give us more than 5 seconds as we usually have to call over our pit boss. Screaming repeatedly at us will not speed up the process. I promise.

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All tips to your local dealer are much appreciated and help put food on the table for us. However, no matter how much you tip it does not give you the right to be an entitled prick.

Had a gentleman lament for 20+ minutes about how no one would get him a water. Our waitresses went home at 3am when last call was over. The guy stated because he tipped so well he should get someone to deliver him a water. There was a soft drink fountain less than 10 feet away from him.

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Can people please have some situational awareness??? I deal cards at my local casino and the people I see at like 4am onward can be straight delusional. Like, my guy, the lady who sat down then left after a few hands wasn't sabotaging your winning streak. I'm the only table of this game open and she just lost $300. She knew when to quit unlike you. So stop bitching and get over yourself. Also, its 5am. I've been here since 9pm. I'm not going to be sunshine and roses and stroking your ego.