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They should invent a job that i actually want to do

pepper_udon

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”

No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.

Some of the nastiest misogyny I got to hear growing up came from the women around me.

Airport wastewater must have a really high concentration of Xanax compared to any other wastewater source.

A drive thru is a reverse food truck.

An antivirus is 1s and 0s protecting your 1s and 0s from other 1s and 0s.

Once you get married, you’ll be having sex with your ex-girlfriend.

US Teachers deserve hazard pay and combat pay.

The person who came up with marriage must have been real clingy.

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