the choopah cobbler

mahesh/28/michigan he/him cancer ♋ mostly complaints and trees send me messages

[oneheadtoanother]

[hallohartje]

Torajiro, Wash a baby elephant 2026 727mm×606mm Acrylic On Canvas

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[drwellwellwell]

georgia & jude demonstrating feminism with graphic design by @importantandunavoidable

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[normaloperafan]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[retroactivebakeries]

*lays a concept egg inside your mind*

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[funpression]

unskippable ads for gambling apps. cool world

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[stjohnstarling]

Who wants to get fucked up on the green neolithic slime that makes you hallucinate to death?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[fashionsfromhistory]

Evening Dress

Girolamo Giuseffi

c.1912

Indianapolis Museum of Art