The Coming Out scene with The Guard that we Deserved
Also, still pissed they ruined my soft teddy bears a.k.a the Guard they were idiots but they were sweet
Grizz: guys… i have something to tell you
Jason: yeah buddy what’s wrong
Clark: you know you can tell us anything bro
Jason: yeah bro, we’re here bro
Jason: so who here do you find the most attractive bro, be honest
Clark: oh my god, you can’t just ask people that Jason
Clark: plus we all know it’s me, right Grizz
Jason: yeah right, come on tell him it’s me buddy
Luke: please you guys, we know it’s me, isn’t it bro? You can tell me
Grizz: what? I- no- are you guys not shocked? is that all you have to say about that? don’t you care? aren’t you mad?
Luke: why would we care bro, we love you bro
Jason: yeah bro, you’re like, our family
Clark: plus if you’re gay then that means 1) more chicks for us and 2) you can help us get girls by telling us what they like
Jason: oh my goood bro! you could be the best wingman out there, being all the girls best friend and telling us everything they tell you, like a gbf, was it?
Luke: that’s offensive jason
Clark: hey can you pass me a beer
Jason: did you guys see Allie’s new-
Luke: the gay thing? c’mon bro it’s twenty bi teen, last year was twenty gay teen we’re woke now
Clark: it’s true bro, last year a girl told me she was a lesbian and we gave each other pick up tips, it was awesome
Jason: yah bro, miss me with that straight shit, we love you bro
Clark: yeah bro you’re the best, also why am i STILL waiting for my FUCKING beer, JASON
Grizz, tearing up: i love you guys
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