"where the posts are shit and the trans is gendered"

- Me, probably Lesbian Trans idiot child Poetry Account: https://www.tumblr.com/poemsofanentomologist

[onetimemacaroni]

What Am I?

Hi! I'm Victoria, a person on tumblr (yes Im on tumblr)

she/her pronousn

Account where I reblog shit: @onetimemacareblogs

this is where all my bad ideas go

[wet-leaf]

discipline is not clicking any of those fucking buttons @onetimemacaroni

[onetimemacaroni]

lmaoo

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Beating my peat in my bog

[onetimemacaroni]

Puppy girl tumblr

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Janicethepupdeactivated1085721 posted 2 hours ago

Oh boy my owner is gonna take me on a walk!

Janicethepupdeactivated1085721 reblogged 1 hour ago

Hopital.

Doggone_E reblogged 5 minutes ago

They fucking put her down lol

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Butchmastiff057 posted 3 days ago

Howled at my phone for 30 minutes trying to call my wife my wife. In public. Phone was dead. fml

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Pup-feminism posted 3 weeks ago

I wish more girls would realize that being a good girl did not mean placing yourself below your owner in all things. They’re not mutually exclusive.

Puppypulp reblogged 3 weeks ago

Good girl? Am I a good girl??!!

Tail_waggest reblogged 3 weeks ago

Good girl? Am I a good girl??!!

AnachronisticTrexgirl reblogged 3 weeks ago

Good girl? Am I a good girl??!!

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Pupgal_Barkspeare posted 5 years ago

To be a good girl, or not to be a good girl, that is the question.

tokendog reblogged 2 years ago

OP literally knows only one Barkspeare quote lol

Pupgal_Barkspeare reblogged 2 years ago

All the worlds the stage, and you’re a terrible actor.

Unwoofing-Silence reblogged 3 days ago

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Vanilladogsex posted 4 days ago

Good girls deserve all the head pats in the world ^w^

Evilvanilladogsex reblogged 4 days ago

Bad girls deserve all the head pats in the world >:3

Ouppyobserver reblogged 2 days ago

You guys should kiss

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Dog-blogdeactivated1249328271 posted 12 years ago

Guys look at my owner! Isn’t she cute when she falls asleep like that?

Ownerbroker reblogged 3 months ago

12¢

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[onetimemacaroni]

She gases on my light until I oh wait she just told me she doesn’t do that actually

[stellanix]

currently experiencing intense lesbian yearning for the sun. my beloved star, i want to bathe in your radiance even if it hurts a little

[onetimemacareblogs]

currently experiencing intense lesbian loathing for the sun. that little piece of shit. i want to extinguish your light forever and then make out with the moon

[stellanix]

skill issue i'm making out with both of them

[onetimemacaroni]

My lady Selene has betrayed our partnership…

[onetimemacaroni]

Deergirl this, catgirl that, have we all forgotten the small yet indomitable Tardigradegirl already?

[onetimemacaroni]

Me: would you still love me if I was a worm

The wormfucker, trying to hide that they’re hard: uhm. Uh. Yeah sure I guess

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

terrible post

10/10

[onetimemacaroni]

Welcome to tumblr

[onetimemacaroni]

I love going through my old posts because I’m reminded that I’m sexiest funniest smartest person on this damn site

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Need a cute psychopomp to lead me into the underworld right now…

[onetimemacaroni]

Twinkish psychopomp with pretty curls and soft brown eyes that you can fall into taking my hand and showing me to where I’ll be tormented endlessly…

[onetimemacaroni]

When will it be my turn

[onetimemacaroni]

We as a society need to start using the phrase “unscrupulous” more. What is a scruple? No fucking clue but it sounds like something everyone should have. Personally I’d be offended if someone even suggested I lacked an amount of scruple

[nightlight4life]

JOURNEY TO THE ORIGIN IS OUT!!!

REBLOGS WOULD BE SUPER APPRECIATED

https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/journey-to-the-origin/list?title_no=1067199

https://tapas.io/series/Journey-to-the-Origin

I can’t believe it but I put my blood sweat and tears into this series, so it would be cool if yall checked it out!!

[nightlight4life]

https://tapas.io/series/Journey-to-the-Origin

Read Journey to the Origin | Tapas Web Community

Your home for the world’s most exciting and diverse web comics and novels. Discover stories you’ll love from all genres, only on Tapas!

[onetimemacaroni]

My friend has kept updating the series for those interested. It’s really good and the start is here for those interested.

[onetimemacaroni]

Robot puppygirl made of brass, she still has her finish everywhere except on her head where’s she’s been given countless head rubs and pats

[onetimemacaroni]

These new mega pokemon are getting wild, this one’s just a guy

[onetimemacaroni]

So if you get mad at someone and it turns you on is it hard feelings

[onetimemacaroni]

Yeah I got some cute puppies right here!

I lift my shirt, and a pair of cute puppies are sleeping peacefully while harnessed to my chest. Also I have massive boobs.

[shrimpradar]

1 shrimp!

1 prawn!

Yeah I got some cute puppies right here! I lift my shirt, and a pair of cute puppies are sleeping peacefully while harnessed to my chest. Also I have massive boobs.

beep boop! im a bot!

[onetimemacaroni]

Thank you Shrimp Radar

[onetimemacaroni]

Yeah I got some cute puppies right here!

I lift my shirt, and a pair of cute puppies are sleeping peacefully while harnessed to my chest. Also I have massive boobs.