woke bullshit

the radical left are turning the turtles trans

[wet-leaf]

new pinned post because fuck it

[root@tumblr /]# pacman -S caroline

hi !! i'm carrie :3

any pronouns (no they)

am 18, nsfw sometimes so be aware

proud melburnian 🦘

i post daily photos on @melbournetrains

i'm a polyfragmented system of ~1000 so there are a lot of shifts in personality on the regular (host changes every 4-6 weeks or so)

i like trams and compter

avid photographer

roogirl🦘

leash holder 🐕‍🦺

i have an instagram where i post videos, if you find that feel free to message me on here or wtv

they call me a microcelebrity

staunch anticapitalist

z class my beloved 🚋

i love my pups and my girlfriends

marxist

ask me for my dick cord

my gear:

- „hazel“ - phone - pixel 9 pro xl + graphene os

- „nova“ - camera - sony a7r ii / FE f/1.8 50mm

- „celeste“ - laptop - macbook pro M3 pro 18gb/512gb

- „luna“ - other laptop - framework 13 7840/32gb/1tb, fedora

- „rose“ - compter - ryzen 7700x / radeon 9070 xt, arch btw

- „miku“ - server - ryzen 9600x / rtx 5070, procks mocks

- „lily“ - third laptop - thinkpad x270

[woeful-maiden]

the wii disc and the gamecube disc on the wii menu are dating btw

[carmenifold]

and they're both girls

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[brbgensokyo]

[thoughtsofananon]

Octonauts discuss the octopus

[trolleybusaberrations]

@smilodonnerparty

[nanochittle]

@lucifermorningstar-official

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[mousegirlheart]

Grippers

[ashes2caches]

you love the duplicitous and conniving transfem foxgirl.

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

Yes you do

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[celinaprm]

we breached fucking containment

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

wtf is happening on twitter

[heartwarminganimals]

Ploop ploop ploop

[creepymutelilbugger]

i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd

[horseabortion69]

girl at the dyke night said I look like I use Linux what the hell

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[peanut-jelly]

“but they kissed!” loser. i’m kissing my friends always. get better

[peach-s0up]

portal!!

[rydengg]

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

[angerydome]

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

[solo-wing-alex]