Damian Wayne

The best Wayne

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[onetruewayne]

It would be preferable if you did not have "chaotic vibes only".

[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

Be one with your inner opossum, Damian

[onetruewayne]

I have no inner opposum.

[anxietyproblem]

[onetruewayne]

It would be preferable if you did not have "chaotic vibes only".

[halfdeadnarmy]

I heard Damian likes pineapple on pizza

of course you think cats have no opinions @onetruewayne

[onetruewayne]

Alfred likes it too.

[halfdeadnarmy]

i never said cats have right opinions!

[onetruewayne]

I never said it was the cat.

[halfdeadnarmy]

I heard Damian likes pineapple on pizza

of course you think cats have no opinions @onetruewayne

[onetruewayne]

Alfred likes it too.

[onetruewayne]

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[onetruewayne]

Alfred, when I get my hands on you again

[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

Let him speak!

[onetruewayne]

He is a cat. As of now, he is unable to properly speak, so all he can do is type gibberish on my computer until I scoop him up.

[halfdeadnarmy]

well maybe he means something by his gibberish... Ever thought of that?

[onetruewayne]

He is a cat.

[halfdeadnarmy]

are cats not allowed to have opinions???

[onetruewayne]

They are not. They are cats.

[onetruewayne]

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[onetruewayne]

Alfred, when I get my hands on you again

[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

Let him speak!

[onetruewayne]

He is a cat. As of now, he is unable to properly speak, so all he can do is type gibberish on my computer until I scoop him up.

[halfdeadnarmy]

well maybe he means something by his gibberish... Ever thought of that?

[onetruewayne]

He is a cat.

[onetruewayne]

Cats deserve free speech too

Very few people do. Even fewer cats.

[onetruewayne]

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[onetruewayne]

Alfred, when I get my hands on you again

[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

Let him speak!

[onetruewayne]

He is a cat. As of now, he is unable to properly speak, so all he can do is type gibberish on my computer until I scoop him up.

[onetruewayne]

You're good?

I am better than good. I am perfect.

[onetruewayne]

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[onetruewayne]

Alfred, when I get my hands on you again

[onetruewayne]

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[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

@onetruewayne I got you McDonald's

[onetruewayne]

I will not be eating them.

[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

...WHY WAS THAT EVEN AN OPTION?!?!

[onetruewayne]

nuggets are supposed to be eaten

[onetruewayne]

Someone should do the third line.

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[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

@onetruewayne I got you McDonald's

[onetruewayne]

I will not be eating them.

[spoiledbutkindaawayne]

Tim Drake has been bullying more children while you were away

@totallytimtastic seriously, dude? One of these kids is gonna deck you, and you'll deserve it <3

[onetruewayne]

Yes, I will "deck" him.

[onetruewayne]

I should come out and be honest.

Timothy is my favorite.

[onetruewayne]

What did Alfred do to make you mad?

He made lunch and it had no spice. None at all. He ruined my favorite dish from my mother. I did not even know that was a possibility. Yet somehow, he accomplished that herculean task. I am assured that mother will kill him soon.