High Class Taboo, Fat Ass Chahut

the phrase “y0ur breasts are also an 0cean” implies that therefore the ass must either be the sky or the land.

i f0r one think the latter, as ass is h0metown.

or anoTher ocean seems preTTy obvious To me. whaT else has waves like ThaT?

c0nsider this other piece 0f evidence th0ugh: earthquakes

Thunder Thighs are Their own Thing, divorced from The ass

if y0ur ass can’t cause an earthquake, or be 0ne unto itself, i’m n0t sure i can have these sorts 0f enlightened conversati0ns with you.

g0od evidence f0r thighs being the sky though. that mystery s0lved.

an ass ThaT shakes The earTh doesn’T mean The ass is The earTh. This conversaTion is fucking sTupid anyway. an ass is an ass.

y0u wanted in on it, i w0uld expect you t0 be better prepared to step int0 a fucking circus act.

don’T see the poinT in arguing over fancy fuckin words when i have The genuine arTicle. clearly you only have smarTass so maybe ThaTs why you care so much abouT This.

i d0n’t see what you having a titanic ass has t0 do with the phil0sophical ideal of an ass i am attempting t0 divine over here. and again, it was y0u who explicitly started the argument. i’m pretty sure n0t understanding the point in 0ne’s own acti0ns is some kind 0f insanity.

if y0u’ve got better pr0of than mere w0bbliness, which can be attributed to m0re than just the ocean, present it.

#send in the clown #contaiinedarmageddon2 #assphyxiaTion even

hows This for proof: seadwellers would have you Think They wake up every day wiTh an endless bounTy of the sTuff and every year counTless lives are snuffed ouT via asphyxiaTion beneaTh The ripples and waves.

the phrase “y0ur breasts are also an 0cean” implies that therefore the ass must either be the sky or the land.

i f0r one think the latter, as ass is h0metown.

or anoTher ocean seems preTTy obvious To me. whaT else has waves like ThaT?

c0nsider this other piece 0f evidence th0ugh: earthquakes

Thunder Thighs are Their own Thing, divorced from The ass

if y0ur ass can’t cause an earthquake, or be 0ne unto itself, i’m n0t sure i can have these sorts 0f enlightened conversati0ns with you.

g0od evidence f0r thighs being the sky though. that mystery s0lved.

an ass ThaT shakes The earTh doesn’T mean The ass is The earTh. This conversaTion is fucking sTupid anyway. an ass is an ass.

y0u wanted in on it, i w0uld expect you t0 be better prepared to step int0 a fucking circus act.

#send in the clown #contaiinedarmageddon2 #To puT iT in The Terms of sausserian semioTics you are focused on The signifier while i have a fanTasTic signified

don’T see the poinT in arguing over fancy fuckin words when i have The genuine arTicle. clearly you only have smarTass so maybe ThaTs why you care so much abouT This.

the phrase “y0ur breasts are also an 0cean” implies that therefore the ass must either be the sky or the land.

i f0r one think the latter, as ass is h0metown.

or anoTher ocean seems preTTy obvious To me. whaT else has waves like ThaT?

c0nsider this other piece 0f evidence th0ugh: earthquakes

Thunder Thighs are Their own Thing, divorced from The ass

if y0ur ass can’t cause an earthquake, or be 0ne unto itself, i’m n0t sure i can have these sorts 0f enlightened conversati0ns with you.

g0od evidence f0r thighs being the sky though. that mystery s0lved.

an ass ThaT shakes The earTh doesn’T mean The ass is The earTh. This conversaTion is fucking sTupid anyway. an ass is an ass.

the phrase “y0ur breasts are also an 0cean” implies that therefore the ass must either be the sky or the land.

i f0r one think the latter, as ass is h0metown.

or anoTher ocean seems preTTy obvious To me. whaT else has waves like ThaT?

c0nsider this other piece 0f evidence th0ugh: earthquakes

Thunder Thighs are Their own Thing, divorced from The ass

the phrase “y0ur breasts are also an 0cean” implies that therefore the ass must either be the sky or the land.

i f0r one think the latter, as ass is h0metown.

or anoTher ocean seems preTTy obvious To me. whaT else has waves like ThaT?

Notorious: Being chill, but in the way that ends very poorly for anyone who drops their guard around her

noTorious for ThaT? i’m sure i have more noTicable qualiTies....

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Tell me what trait you think my muse is most notorious for?

#ask meme

someone give me one good reason To keep boThering wiTh panTies. damn Things seem more annoying Than anyThing else

anyone goes ThaT deep They get a memorial plaque for Their service and bravery ain’T no rescuing Them.

n0t all who wander are l0st.

unless you wander int0 a big enough ass.

one of The besT ways To go ouT i’m Told

w0uldn’t it be one 0f the best ways to g0 in?

though wh0′s giving you the reference?

you look like you’re preTTy familiar wiTh ghosTs, you should be able To figure iT ouT.

since when d0 purples talk to gh0sts? hell i don’t even really talk t0 them so much as hear the imminently deceased babble and bitch at me. y0u just see a vaguely ephemeral thumbs up as it floats 0ff to the afterlife?

i may have been sToned aT The Time buT yes

someone give me one good reason To keep boThering wiTh panTies. damn Things seem more annoying Than anyThing else

anyone goes ThaT deep They get a memorial plaque for Their service and bravery ain’T no rescuing Them.

n0t all who wander are l0st.

unless you wander int0 a big enough ass.

one of The besT ways To go ouT i’m Told

w0uldn’t it be one 0f the best ways to g0 in?

though wh0′s giving you the reference?

#send in the clown #contaiinedarmageddon2 #hyper butt

you look like you’re preTTy familiar wiTh ghosTs, you should be able To figure iT ouT.

someone give me one good reason To keep boThering wiTh panTies. damn Things seem more annoying Than anyThing else

anyone goes ThaT deep They get a memorial plaque for Their service and bravery ain’T no rescuing Them.

n0t all who wander are l0st.

unless you wander int0 a big enough ass.

#send in the clown #contaiinedarmageddon2 #hyper butt

one of The besT ways To go ouT i’m Told

someone give me one good reason To keep boThering wiTh panTies. damn Things seem more annoying Than anyThing else

anyone goes ThaT deep They get a memorial plaque for Their service and bravery ain’T no rescuing Them.

someone give me one good reason To keep boThering wiTh panTies. damn Things seem more annoying Than anyThing else

#send in the clown

nexT person who asks if They honk when you squeeze Them is getting a haTcheT To The dome ThaT joke sTopped being funny sweeps ago

#send in the clown

❗ So sleeping wrong messes with your insides, what do you mean?

Take a wild fuckin guess

#send in the clown #slob

---[ ]--- (Its clearly a necklace)

*Chahut accepts the necklace, though it’s clear she won’t be able to fit it over her horns.* well a promise is a promise so here you go *she attempts to lift her shirt but it’s clear she can’t reach the hem from the position she’s in.* ok if you wanna see Them you’re gonna have To lifT This yourself or i could jusT Tear iT off, buT Then you’d owe me a lot more necklaces.

“i guess i sh0uld do less thinking ab0ut what the exchange rate on necklaces is and m0re reverse tailoring then.”

Sollux at least is in a much better position to grab the bottom of the clown’s shirt and pull up. He does, though he has to float up along with it to actually move it anywhere useful.

As the shirt rises above the event horizon, Chahut’s breasts immediately plummet out to either side, coming together with a thunderous clap. The sudden stop sends them wobbling with no sign of stopping “goTTa admiT iT feels good To air Them ouT,” she says, nipples hardening upon the exposure to outside air.

Theatrically Sollux pretends to be knocked over mid-air from the shockwave of the hefty spheres slamming together in front of his face. Certainly was a loud enough impact. He rights himself and takes an earned eyeful of the jiggling mass. Not that he could really do otherwise, even looking at her face the swells still bobbed about at the bottom of his vision.

“just d0ing my service. you ever need th0se aired out, i’m y0ur troll.”

Chahut lets out a snort. “heh. you’re preTTy funny for a musTard. i mighT have To Take you up on ThaT. geTs preTTy fucking hoT in The clurch someTimes.” She makes no effort to pull her shirt back down.

Sollux had been smirking at the “high” praise, but raised an eyebrow at the rest. “that’s g0t to be 0ne of the m0re interesting ways some0ne has tried to get me int0 one 0f those things. is it really a place t0 be whipping the mo0ns out th0ugh?”

Snickering he adds “no am0unt of miracles can st0p spheresweat huh?”

“miracles can’T sTop The spheresweaT buT a good faygo shower sure as shiT can. buT i can’T really do Those on accounT of noT wanTing my cloThes To be sTickier Than They normally are. hence The inviTe.”

Chahut shrugs, sending her chest into another bout of quaking. “Take iT or leave iT. i won’T mind.”

“have y0u ever tried a water shower? they make them with0ut salt and everything now.” Sollux suggests, before another round of distractions cascades in front of him.

“well. i guess i can’t really turn d0wn invitations made with fucking. that hanging out. if n0thing else my material will be funnier than ever afterward. hit me up for the next 0ne.”

#contaiinedarmageddon2 #send in the clown #hyper breasts

Chahut lets out a flat glare at him. “yeah you’re real fucking funny. an absoluTe rioT. ouTside of my hive where am i supposed To find a shower i can fiT in? or is There noT enough blood lefT in your pan?” Her gaze softens. “can’T really blame you for ThaT. They are preTTy greaT.” She hefts her bust in her arms and shakes it around.

---[ ]--- (Its clearly a necklace)

*Chahut accepts the necklace, though it’s clear she won’t be able to fit it over her horns.* well a promise is a promise so here you go *she attempts to lift her shirt but it’s clear she can’t reach the hem from the position she’s in.* ok if you wanna see Them you’re gonna have To lifT This yourself or i could jusT Tear iT off, buT Then you’d owe me a lot more necklaces.

“i guess i sh0uld do less thinking ab0ut what the exchange rate on necklaces is and m0re reverse tailoring then.”

Sollux at least is in a much better position to grab the bottom of the clown’s shirt and pull up. He does, though he has to float up along with it to actually move it anywhere useful.

As the shirt rises above the event horizon, Chahut’s breasts immediately plummet out to either side, coming together with a thunderous clap. The sudden stop sends them wobbling with no sign of stopping “goTTa admiT iT feels good To air Them ouT,” she says, nipples hardening upon the exposure to outside air.

Theatrically Sollux pretends to be knocked over mid-air from the shockwave of the hefty spheres slamming together in front of his face. Certainly was a loud enough impact. He rights himself and takes an earned eyeful of the jiggling mass. Not that he could really do otherwise, even looking at her face the swells still bobbed about at the bottom of his vision.

“just d0ing my service. you ever need th0se aired out, i’m y0ur troll.”

Chahut lets out a snort. “heh. you’re preTTy funny for a musTard. i mighT have To Take you up on ThaT. geTs preTTy fucking hoT in The clurch someTimes.” She makes no effort to pull her shirt back down.

Sollux had been smirking at the “high” praise, but raised an eyebrow at the rest. “that’s g0t to be 0ne of the m0re interesting ways some0ne has tried to get me int0 one 0f those things. is it really a place t0 be whipping the mo0ns out th0ugh?”

Snickering he adds “no am0unt of miracles can st0p spheresweat huh?”