Speed Eating +2 is the Best Skill

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[thealfaguy]

Need that heavy rain sound type of night

[thefaginogion]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[shyfrog-says]

[metalbatteryzone]

Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that?

Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya, check this out.

Software Creations: *barely seconds in* Ohhh yes finally, something that isn’t an overwhelming banger. You done good, Mr. Follin.

Tim Fucking Follin: *waits for it*

Software Creations: *ten seconds later*

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[thefloatingstone]

[littlemisspipebomb]

THIS IS THE TITLE SCREEN

IT’S NOT EVEN PART OF THE GAME, IT’S THE THING YOU LISTEN TO FOR 5 SECONDS BEFORE YOU HUT START

[tomatomarrow]

My gut reaction was “is this the same guy who did the NES Silver Surfer music” and wouldntcha know it

Absolutely ferocious.

[omegaverse]

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[memorycycle]

new transfer student

teacher: why dont you indroduce yourself?

unfolds my one angel wing and one devil wings (looks around the room)

class: *gasp*

shy girl: *blushes and looks Way*

[swallowsblood-deactivated202404]

bite into her pussy like a cheeseburger

[under-the-arch]

[portentsofwoe2]

this is the post of the decade tbh

[straycatj]

とおせんぼなのです

I bother your walking

[nonefriendly]

Sloppy style criminal 

[straycatj]

家主がとおるなら すとっきんぐにおツメをひっかけるのです！

I catch her stockings with my nails when she's going!

[angelicguy]

[noxtheox]

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

[angelicguy]

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

[germicelli]

hes waiting by the microwave

[mioxenoblade]

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

[supportive-rapport]

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[riley-rogue]

[hotvampireadjacent]

???

[missouriangothic-old]

[snyggvur]

wake up babes my new obsession just dropped

[snyggvur]

”I bet Jesus won’t save you from-uh

my

bullying

😏 ”

[monkeywiki]

boba T

[monkeywiki]

[monkeywiki]

if this doesnt give you balls i dont know what will

[k-k-armadillo]

moveset of baby

[oni-gary]

This move set sucks what a weak sneasel

[thetursithan]

Incredibile!!

[orbees]

[flagellant]

for the LAST TIME, i WON'T say it again, repeat after me:

the WIZARDS have a COUNCIL

the DRUIDS have an ARCHCIRCLE

the CLERICS have a PANTHEON

the WARLOCKS have a UNION

the SORCERERS have a GUILD

the BARDS have a COLLEGE

and the WITCHES have a HIGH COVEN

STOP trying to act as though all mages follow the demands of the wizards council or i am going to turn your teeth into bees about it