Head/Desk

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[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[frogmp3]

us, simple minded 21st century bisexuals: i play for both teams

james dean, genius:

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that researchers historically have avoided using female animals in medical studies specifically so they don’t have to account for influences from hormonal cycles. This may explain why women often don’t respond to available medications or treatments in the same way as men do (x)

[greendaychick14]

One of the most aggravating things is when you’re listening to “Holiday” on the radio and when the song ends “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” isn’t played.

Like you’re really gonna throw away one of the smoothest transitions known to man.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[i-wanna-be-cute]

didnt they ban nsfw things

[filmnoirsbian]

Here’s a fun idea: just stop comparing every piece of lgbt media. Love, Simon was never going to live up to Moonlight. Carol isn’t supposed to be as thrilling as The Handmaiden. Gay people deserve a variety of content lmao this whole “lets compare every gay movie to Brokeback Mountain” is boring as hell. Straight people dont compare She’s All That to Shawshank Redemption. Not every gay movie has to be worth a fucking oscar

[spookingxinxsilence]

Gay people deserve feel-good trash too.

[andialmostdo]

chris evans + laying down in photoshoots

[worthlessstreetrat]

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[pileofknives]

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

[finaldisciple]

UPDATE!

[danisontnonfire]

You don’t get to see that at universal

[flightcub]

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

[flightcub]

spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

[flightcub]

it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

[legalgranola-deactivated2016022]

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

[transgenderastarion]

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

[cryronic]

Rule: you can only reblog this on Thursday.

[depressed-alone]

Ooo its thursday

[paganinpurple]

I have posted this every Thursday for 2 months. Has anyone even noticed?

[rosethevoid]

It’s Thursday! Time to reblog yet again.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Happy Thursday!

[tooty-mcfarty]

Happy thursday my friends! remember, spooky season doesn’t end until tomorrow, cause of dotd!!

[davvngwa]

Well, it’s thursday

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Its thursday

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

It’s Thursday

[icantpayattentiontoanything-dea]

Thursday

[lubricates]

well happy thursday

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[sad-wolf-timezones]

I love this persons work lmao

[fuckyahumor]

good post

[president-coriolanus-snow]

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))

[ohsoswiftly]

[strawberryfck-deactivated201711]

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

[shitshilarious]

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

[frankarnstein]

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

[nottonight-imonfire]

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

[hurtless-deactivated20201102]

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP

[atomiconstruct]

I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[judedeluca]

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

[simonalkenmayer]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses bet you never imagined it would turn into a chain luck post

[wahbegan]

why do you hate your sister

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bitch stole my pokemon cards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[catsandwitchcraft]

Adjacent story: I stole my brother’s Pokemon cards as retaliation for throwing a Squirtle toy figure at me and busting my lip open when I was 15 (he was 12). When I told my friends about it, they all, in unison, yelled “Squirtle used tackle, it was super effective” and I hate pokemon to this day.

[antique-scarecrow]

i love your friends

[meanplastic]

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

[ex0skeletal]

Borzoi Puppy

[lostangelssong]

Hey @zero-alice

[bears-official]

#for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight