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when you boybestie so hard it turns kinda gay actually

Honestly Mephistopheles discourse Will always be funny to me because he will act as the most campy anime rival ever but some people will act as If he's spiting in the grave of their mothers everytime he appears

#despite everything that happened with the games #i remain a mephisopheles enthusiast

cnl0400

you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love Solomon but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct).

solomiracle

solomon and mc getting together because of the exchange program is hilarious in hindsight. the whole goal is to strengthen the bond between the three worlds, meanwhile these humans become so in love with each other they'd destroy the devildom and celestial realm in a heartbeat if the other one asked. woopsies

radarchives

#when is it not king

leviathanswingman

details in the house of lamentation that piss me off

#LMAO

absolutepokemontrash

Do you think Michael and Lucifer have ever passive-aggressively argued over who's the better dad figure for Luke

Oh DEFINITELY.

In the Obey Me DND one-shot I ran for some friends last year, there was actually a moment where Lucifer handed one of the players a letter ( @rainiishowers , come get your messenger Angel) and at the end of the session, there was a “post credits scene” where the letter was delivered to Michael…

It was a picture of Lucifer and Luke, with Luke leaning on Lucifer and peacefully napping, on the back of the picture in Lucifer’s handwriting there was a message that read:

“Eat shit.

Sincerely Lord Lucifer Morningstar”

#and then it's actually simeon. sad!

bonebuckets

ink5oul had ENOUGH of that lady and her goofy ass soundboard

solomiracle

why do people make jokes about asmo not getting asexuality he literally invented it himself bc he's so cool

#he literally made me asexual #he appeared before me in the middle of the night (i was on my computer so i was awake)#and he said you get to be asexual now #and i said thank you. whats that #and then he disappeared #thankyou asmo .#obey me

solomiracle

inspired by this post by @saturncodedstarlette !

when new wizards at the sorcerers' society have a chance to meet solomon, they're very eager, usually commenting about how powerful he is. solomon always smiles at the praise, even blushing a little. but then, he exhales, and in a low, foreboding voice, says there's one sorcerer out there who's more powerful, and far more dangerous than he is.

solomon keeps the new wizards on the edge of their seats as he shares tales about this sorcerer. how they made a pact in under 48 hours of meeting demons, how they've come back from the dead, how they are respected by high ranking angels and demons, how they're only person to have made pacts with all the seven deadly sins, and how they nearly destroyed the three realms with no effort.

the new wizards, nearly shaking with fear and awe, ask who this person- no, who this being is.

and solomon's answer is...

"MY SPOUSE!!!!"

with a smile that lights up the room, a stark contrast to his former stark glare, solomon starts happily rambling about how the most dangerous sorcerer to ever exist is his adorable apprentice turned beloved spouse. he's absolutely terrified of them. there's hearts in his eyes.

solomon then walks away, laughing, thinking about renewing his vows again. the poor new wizards are left standing there. half utterly confused, half wondering if they become powerful enough, they'll find their own world-ending sweetheart.

#mc walks in and act like a regular human #kinda tired from dealing with the brothers but happy to see their husband #wearing regular comfortable clothes that cover their pact marks #the students are confused. maybe they were expecting them to be taller or more muscular or more [insert feature here]#but no its just a regular person who looks like them. bringing solomon a lunch they picked up at a local store #they kiss him on the cheek and feel a little awkward being looked at in awe and confusion by the students #a few weeks later the academy is attacked by demons commanding monster #the students are terrified and even the older students are struggling to fend them off #the teachers are too focused on protecting and evacuating the newer students to take on the attackers #then mc runs out and summons all 7 of the brothers at once without breaking a sweat #together they demolish the attackers in less than a minute while still keeping the students and teachers safe #for a second it almost looks like they have wings. their pact marks are glowing and shifting #then they just look like a normal person again. they hug goodbye to the seven sins of hell (???) and promise to visit soon #they cover up their pact marks and help with cleanup and act a little awkward when the students stare at them #after that the students all highly respect solomon at a teacher. he thinks its funny how scared theybare of his adorable apprentice #(not that he disagrees -- this fucker quite literally uses a limiter to avoid destroying the three realms)#obey me

obey-me-but-bad

4 : I am a student and I must scheme

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#oh i love this #obey me

beggars-opera

I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss," "Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot," and "Honk If You'd Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" that I know you have an account here and I approve of you

radarchives

#fuck you mean “before my time” you're ancient #love you solomon :)#obey me

a-pox-upon-thee

dude stop worrying about it its normal weed. its just purple its normal weed otherwise. yes okay fine i got it from the weed wizard again. yeah the one with the bong staff and the blunt scrolls. its not magic weed this time i swear to god he didnt mean to give us magic weed last time. he gave me a discount on this weed to say sorry dude. i swear its not gonna make you a cat again dude. but you were pretty cute though right, like seriously you had a great coat. swear this weed wont though dude, its good stuff. no dude idk why this collar's here. im gonna go get some water now how about you light us up.

#solomon obey me