OnixVail~

'Ello, I'm Onix. I am a submissive/pet/little and I'm happily taken and collared♥. I don't like random people; so don't try to impress me, you won't win.

[margaritash]

The Red Panda wishes you Magical Holidays and a Happy New Year!

[margaritash]

I’ve finished the animation, but have realized that using complicated colors isn’t a good idea, it is really better to concentrate on lines.

[teathattast]

[lum1natrix]

matpat just destroyed mark

[somecutething]

A cat excited about his toy 😂

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[zarosianzealot]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

[292-ludovica]

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

[noblepeasant]

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[mitski2020]

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

[camdeezy]

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

[shasta-brah]

oh.

[finiancal-crisis-yuri]

Nah that’s free possum

[crtter]

[the-memedaddy]

[poyzn]

[1234512345232w345-deactivated20]

A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

[biff-donderglutes]

dude u look like shit

[biff-donderglutes]

i hate that me being a dick to a shark is what went viral

[s-kinnaly]

“Trial of Hearts” Get enough hearts or else you won’t be able to survive Ganondorf’s hotness, which is also a good reminder to stay hydrated ;3 

[ftcreature]

Behold his gaze, through the glaze 🐶🍩

[ftcreature]

smiley slither noodle 🐍

[ftcreature]

One time, 20,000 bees followed a car for 2 days because the queen was trapped in the backseat.

[ftcreature]

self portrait 🐹