crass memes of 2013

Telly • 30s • They/He • 🇧🇷 Con men connoisseur. Art blog is @tellytoony.

[crtter]

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[crtter]

My parents unearthed a bottle of wine from 2001 out of somewhere yesterday and decided to split it between themselves and I jokingly went “Ooh, careful with that, some real bad stuff happened that year.” when they told me about it. Not even half an hour later, my mom was so drunk off it she got FURIOUS at my dad for remembering the last name of some ex girlfriend of his well enough to spell it, something she has never done before and has zero memory of after waking up today so I’m starting to think that shit might have been cursed for real.

[bearzooka]

Pop'n Music // Nyami + Mimi, Cafe Placemats. (Konami, 2004)

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[swarnpert]

i said oo girl.............

[swarnpert]

bapy girl..........

[cheddar-baby]

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[anonpolls]

You're a content creator. You work from home, and this is your entire livelihood. One of the things is happening to you. No third option, you have to choose one. What would you rather be dealing with?

house fire

getting cancelled/harassed online

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[psikonauti]

Pedro Friedeberg (Italian-Mexican,b. 1936)

Teotihuacanización de Mesopotamia, ca. 2000

Silkscreen

walk around the club

fuck all life

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[juney-blues]

[sprinkledcheese]

more old doodles of the sillies. more below the cut

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's