✨I am delusional✨

[onkiope]

My pinterest has too much autism. What is any of this

[onkiope]

Yo guys I crashed my car

[stjohnstarling]

Befriending an artist who you deeply admire probably never ceases entirely to feel totally bewildering and surreal.

[stjohnstarling]

Pablo Picasso is in my DMs. Vincent Van Gogh is my Tumblr mutual and he's sending 16 smirking face emojis to me right now.

[flying-potato2]

@onkiope

[onkiope]

💜

[onkiope]

My teacher asked me to sign her yearbook. So I chose to abuse this power and drew a devious car

[bang]

????????

[mlembug]

me reloading a gun in FPS games

[onkiope]

Cooking a bowl of ramen in an rpg

[onkiope]

Suffered through an art block, so during it I drew a furry: Moth girl with no name yet

[oobbbear]

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

[oobbbear]

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

[sidecast-text]

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

[onkiope]

I eat the orange peel and then squeeze the orange pieces into my mouth to drink all the juice out of them. I don't eat the orange slices. They're too sour

[onkiope]

Important video

[pixelguzzler]

this just in, science has enabled the creation of an even SMOLER guzzy. This is the smallest guzzy yet. Can science be stopped?

[onkiope]

No. I created Micro Guzzy for you :3

[onkiope]

Random late night thought:

All computer mice are transgender, because the little rollie ball that used to help them slide around got removed, so they don't have balls anymore

[roybutty]

important video

[niccymarten]

this marten has been hired to watch you🥰

[onkiope]

He would definitely look up at you like this

[onkiope]

Guys... the unblocked games sites on my highschool's computers got blocked

[onkiope]

Literally me :D

[c-53]

I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

[pseudocyan]

literally this

[onkiope]

If fear wasn't invented we'd all be doing this

[supergameboytwo]

[supergameboytwo]

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

[dreamatduskk]