Ticket To Anywhere

[soviet]

[moan-s]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

why be rude when you can be nude 

[helianthi]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

[weemstar]

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

[sickpage]

[on-cloud-mine-deactivated201804]

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

[permeate]

[bemanipulated]

[thevampirediaries]

[dollymyfolly-deactivated2026032]

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and pressed flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

[infamousgod]

[sevenvalencia]

[de-la-valliere]

[trefoiled-deactivated20260516]

[love-personal]

[therealhamster]

do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant