Center of it All

(Independent Manitoba rp blog. 8 years of rp experience) Hey, the name's Ilan, and I'm the province of Manitoba. if you're looking for Canada he's probably in Ontario, and I can point you to where my brothers and sisters are if you're lost. if you want to stay for a while you're welcome to do so... there's stuff for you to do here, I swear

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

Happy Families

[onlymiddleground]

that was, without a doubt, the coolest thing they had ever heard of “really?! anything? that’s so cool! can you fly? I can’t fly yet, but I will soon!” 

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

“Well, I don’t know. I’ve never tried to before. Maybe I’ll try with you sometimes.” He smiled at them.

[onlymiddleground]

“that’d be fun!” the young dragon scampered over to his father “dad! He said he could fly with me!”

Ilan chuckled and smiled down at him “did he really? Well that’s very nice of him, I’m sure you;d have a lot of fun flying with someone, maybe you should ask him if he knows any dragons”

“okay!” Smaug quickly went back, eyes shining with excitement “do you know any dragons Mr. Antony?”

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

“Hmmm…” Antony took some time to think again. “I don’t think I do. As a matter of fact, you’re the first dragon I’ve ever met. I’m glad I got to meet you. All of you.” he spoke to him, as well as Aiden and Cowyn. He even turned to Ilan and smiled sincerely.

[onlymiddleground]

“aw.....” Ilan sighed and went over to pat him “it's okay buddy, one day” he gave the other man a small smile “I'm glad we met too.  Why don't we give you a ride back to your dorm room or wherever you're staying? Winnipeg's great but things can get a bit... you know, at night.  I'd feel a lot better if I knew you got home safe”

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

Happy Families

[onlymiddleground]

that was, without a doubt, the coolest thing they had ever heard of “really?! anything? that’s so cool! can you fly? I can’t fly yet, but I will soon!” 

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

“Well, I don’t know. I’ve never tried to before. Maybe I’ll try with you sometimes.” He smiled at them.

[onlymiddleground]

“that'd be fun!” the young dragon scampered over to his father “dad! He said he could fly with me!”

Ilan chuckled and smiled down at him “did he really? Well that's very nice of him, I'm sure you;d have a lot of fun flying with someone, maybe you should ask him if he knows any dragons”

“okay!” Smaug quickly went back, eyes shining with excitement “do you know any dragons Mr. Antony?”

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

Happy Families

[onlymiddleground]

that was, without a doubt, the coolest thing they had ever heard of “really?! anything? that’s so cool! can you fly? I can’t fly yet, but I will soon!” 

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

Happy Families

[onlymiddleground]

Glowing yellow eyes peeked out from under the play structure, cautiously eyeing the silver haired man.  Cowyn sighed and hopped down from his place and landed off to the side of his hidden brother.  “it’s okay Aiden, if dad said it’s okay it’s okay, he seems nice”

“I guess….” came the quiet voice from the shadows “but what if he thinks I’m scary?” the boy had already been exposed to people being afraid of snakes, ironically through tv shows about how people shouldn’t be scared of them

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

“I don’t think you’re scary. I think you guys are really cute.” He saw the eyes and crouched next to Cowyn. There had to be some way to get him to come out. The silverette thought for a minute before he suddenly had an idea.

“Hey, can I show you guys something?” He started snapping his fingers. After a few snaps, a spark ignited and he was holding a white flame in his hand. “The truth is, I’m not human either. I’m a magical being from a far away kingdom.

[onlymiddleground]

All three of the boy’s eyes lit up, and Aiden slowly got a little closer “wow~ that’s so cool.  Where are you from mister?”

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

He gave the three a smile. “I came from a place called the Grey Kingdom. It’s full of people like me that can do all sorts of magic like this.” The flame slowly turned into a ball of light. Antony’s hand closed around it tightly and, when he opened it, there was a small, white marble in his palm.

[onlymiddleground]

the boys were completely amazed and hit him with a barrage of questions  “wow! even dad can’t do magic!” “are all people in your kingdom nice like you?” “I’ve never been to a kingdom! is it like England?” “what other kind of magic can you do?”

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

Antony was both surprised and flustered from the boys asking him questions. Usually, he was the one who asked questions. When they asked if his people were nice, it made him remember the ones who bullied him, but he’d rather not talk about them.

“Hehehe, yes they’re all nice like me. I’ve only seen England once in a magazine, but I guess my kingdom is like that.” the silverette smirked at the last question. “Well, I can change what I look like.”

[onlymiddleground]

“really? what else can you look like?” 

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

Happy Families

[onlymiddleground]

Glowing yellow eyes peeked out from under the play structure, cautiously eyeing the silver haired man.  Cowyn sighed and hopped down from his place and landed off to the side of his hidden brother.  “it’s okay Aiden, if dad said it’s okay it’s okay, he seems nice”

“I guess….” came the quiet voice from the shadows “but what if he thinks I’m scary?” the boy had already been exposed to people being afraid of snakes, ironically through tv shows about how people shouldn’t be scared of them

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

“I don’t think you’re scary. I think you guys are really cute.” He saw the eyes and crouched next to Cowyn. There had to be some way to get him to come out. The silverette thought for a minute before he suddenly had an idea.

“Hey, can I show you guys something?” He started snapping his fingers. After a few snaps, a spark ignited and he was holding a white flame in his hand. “The truth is, I’m not human either. I’m a magical being from a far away kingdom.

[onlymiddleground]

All three of the boy’s eyes lit up, and Aiden slowly got a little closer “wow~ that’s so cool.  Where are you from mister?”

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

He gave the three a smile. “I came from a place called the Grey Kingdom. It’s full of people like me that can do all sorts of magic like this.” The flame slowly turned into a ball of light. Antony’s hand closed around it tightly and, when he opened it, there was a small, white marble in his palm.

[onlymiddleground]

the boys were completely amazed and hit him with a barrage of questions  “wow! even dad can’t do magic!” “are all people in your kingdom nice like you?” “I’ve never been to a kingdom! is it like England?” “what other kind of magic can you do?”

[memehumor]

Mom gets real in Facebook post about why the anti-vaxxer movement is so dangerous for her daughter.

[techno-gal-deactivated20191104]

Also, if you’d rather make dead kids than have the possibility of your own kid become autistic you are garbage

[violent-darts]

Vaccinate. Your. Fucking. Children.

[boreragnarok]

Honestly, just vaccinate your children, for themselves and others around them like above.

[illogical-bullshit]

Herd immunity is a huge part of how we came so far as a society. Don’t be a fucking medieval asshat. Vaccinate. Your. Kids.

[tinyballofcanadianrage]

Open starter

It was possibly one of the most embarrassing situations she’d ever had the misfortune of finding herself in. 

Maria stood on her tip-toes and stretched up as high as she can, fruitlessly grabbing for the last packet of chips on the top shelf; it was easily about 2 inches too far back on the shelf, and said shelf only just low enough for her to grab something from the edges from. She supposed it’d be a humours sight to an onlooker, what in her casually expensive clothes and immaculate looks, unable to grab the god-damn chip packet!

“I swear I will climb up you” she threatened, glaring at said packet, unaware that someone was watching, and close enough to hear her threat.

[onlymiddleground]

“need a boost?” it had been rather funny to watch, but that didn’t mean that Ilan didn’t feel her pain, he was too short to get the chips too, but together they could figure something out

[tinyballofcanadianrage]

Maria startled, and whipped around to look at the province, a hint of a blush on her cheeks. “Yeah, it’s too high. Thanks Ilan.”

[onlymiddleground]

“no problem” kneeling down he cupped his hands for her to step on “just maybe take your heels off first? I don’t want any puncture wounds if I can help it” he said with a smirk “how’ve you been?”

[tinyballofcanadianrage]

“Don’t worry, the heels are coming off” she assured as she bent over to pull off her heels, which only caused to highlight how damn small she is. “Do you want me to grab you anything while I’m up there?” she asked as she stepped onto his hands for the boost.

[onlymiddleground]

“Thank you” Ilan slowly stood up, keeping her balanced with practised ease and giant farm muscles “I don't know, what's all up there?”

[onlymiddleground]

“well I'm even less fond of the idea of you dying and me having to go find your remains somewhere and beat off whatever killed you.  I think we'd both much rather avoid that”

“well come come on then, let's get a move on”

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

Happy Families

[onlymiddleground]

Glowing yellow eyes peeked out from under the play structure, cautiously eyeing the silver haired man.  Cowyn sighed and hopped down from his place and landed off to the side of his hidden brother.  “it’s okay Aiden, if dad said it’s okay it’s okay, he seems nice”

“I guess….” came the quiet voice from the shadows “but what if he thinks I’m scary?” the boy had already been exposed to people being afraid of snakes, ironically through tv shows about how people shouldn’t be scared of them

[the-seduction-anon-archived]

“I don’t think you’re scary. I think you guys are really cute.” He saw the eyes and crouched next to Cowyn. There had to be some way to get him to come out. The silverette thought for a minute before he suddenly had an idea.

“Hey, can I show you guys something?” He started snapping his fingers. After a few snaps, a spark ignited and he was holding a white flame in his hand. “The truth is, I’m not human either. I’m a magical being from a far away kingdom.

[onlymiddleground]

All three of the boy's eyes lit up, and Aiden slowly got a little closer “wow~ that's so cool.  Where are you from mister?”

[onlymiddleground]

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[secondplayercanada]

Since people are playing my dick is bigger than yours in terms of painful deaths, I raise you being eaten alive by Wendigoes multiple times before being able to regrow enough limb and necessary organs to flee before they come back and eat you again.

[onlymiddleground]

“see, this is why you don’t hunt those things alone also happy late father’s day the kids made you cards and we can do steak and fries for supper if you want I’m sorry I’m late”

[secondplayercanada]

“I’m not taking a human with me, they’re too fragile and don’t come back after dying. So who do you propose I take then? *oh my gosh I’m gonna cry they made me stuff?????! I wanna come over right now I need to show them love omg*

[onlymiddleground]

“uh, no, how’bout me or one of the other provinces or territories? these things are just as much a threat to us as they are to you, and more than a few of use have experience dealing with these things”

of course, I know they’d love that

[pas-de-duhhh]

[secondplayercanada]

Since people are playing my dick is bigger than yours in terms of painful deaths, I raise you being eaten alive by Wendigoes multiple times before being able to regrow enough limb and necessary organs to flee before they come back and eat you again.

[onlymiddleground]

“see, this is why you don’t hunt those things alone also happy late father’s day the kids made you cards and we can do steak and fries for supper if you want I’m sorry I’m late”

[connectivitty-blog]

cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

[southernbellum-blog]

These things– its a strain of blueberry developed in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Best pancake syrup I ever had was made from these. @secondplayercanada

[secondplayercanada]

Sometimes I think Australia has weird place names and flora but nothing beats Saskatoon. It sounds like a made-up place. Now I want to try them, but alas Australia biosecurity laws.

[southernbellum-blog]

I once tried to send some American candy to a friend in Sydney. Sealed, declared and certified with FDA double sealing clauses for mailing food.

It got sent back.

She still hasn’t tried peeps.

[onlymiddleground]

If I can chime in (as someone who’s a prairie girl and has eaten these things all her life) they actually weren’t developed at all! They naturally grow all over the prairies and it’s a mild point of debate about what name came first, the city or the berry. But yeah these things are a plant all their own and weren’t developed by anyone (anymore than any other edible plant is anyway)

[southernbellum-blog]

Just going by what I was told ^^;;;

But thanks for the chime! I appreciate it, and dear fuck those berries are delicious and six jars is onyl gonna last me another mont, m ay b e two if i ration. pls send more

[onlymiddleground]

No problem~ someone was either misinformed or just pulling your leg (if anyone tells you about snow beavers/weasels that’s another classic)

They also grow in and around Montana and North Dakota so you may be able to get some shipped down without too much trouble but I’m not 100% sure

[southernbellum-blog]

I’ve had ‘em shipped from Saskatoon before w/ no problem, but it just aint the same as picking them up myself, yknow?

[onlymiddleground]

It is pretty fun if you have a nice day to do it. You made your own syrup before? We just keep them for crisps so we've never tried making them into syrup

[southernbellum-blog]

These things– its a strain of blueberry developed in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.

Best pancake syrup I ever had was made from these. @secondplayercanada

[secondplayercanada]

Sometimes I think Australia has weird place names and flora but nothing beats Saskatoon. It sounds like a made-up place. Now I want to try them, but alas Australia biosecurity laws.

[southernbellum-blog]

I once tried to send some American candy to a friend in Sydney. Sealed, declared and certified with FDA double sealing clauses for mailing food.

It got sent back.

She still hasn’t tried peeps.

[onlymiddleground]

If I can chime in (as someone who’s a prairie girl and has eaten these things all her life) they actually weren’t developed at all! They naturally grow all over the prairies and it’s a mild point of debate about what name came first, the city or the berry. But yeah these things are a plant all their own and weren’t developed by anyone (anymore than any other edible plant is anyway)

[southernbellum-blog]

Just going by what I was told ^^;;;

But thanks for the chime! I appreciate it, and dear fuck those berries are delicious and six jars is onyl gonna last me another mont, m ay b e two if i ration. pls send more

[onlymiddleground]

No problem~ someone was either misinformed or just pulling your leg (if anyone tells you about snow beavers/weasels that's another classic)

They also grow in and around Montana and North Dakota so you may be able to get some shipped down without too much trouble but I'm not 100% sure