Make a "who?" joke. I fucking dare you.

Merci, I hate it.

[secondplayercanada]

*dabs* just letting yall know that I'm p much permanently mobile, so if your page isn't mobile accessible, oh well. Also, can't cut threads.

That's it have a good day/night

[semi-precious-stoner]

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

[hitandrunduorp]

It's been forever since he's shown his face and maybe they rightful wondered if he was dead. But here he is, with one of those squeeze to flip the ear hats on his head as a cat, with a big basket full of candy, and a smaller, cuter hat for the bestest baby girl.

"Trick or treat."

@secondplayercanada

As one would imagine, Matt was the one to answer the door. Ignore the plastic crown on his head, and the halloween prince costume he was in, and more on the slightly shocked expression before chuckling.

"Wow, it really is spooky season; ghosts and all."

[secondplayercanada]

"Boo." He'll squeeze the sides so the ears flap up and down. "I'm a ghost, like that one movie. I'm here to haunt your kid who can see dead people, woooooooo."

At the deadpan ghost wooo he'll flap the ears some more, then hold out the kid sized hat. "I have one for her, too. I may have one for you and Mattie as well, if you let me in."

[hitandrunduorp]

Matt just chuckled at the flapping ears, before moving over to let the other in. "You're lucky; we just got back from trick-or-treatin' not long ago." He explained as he closed the door and motioned the other towards the living room. "Char! We have a visitor." There in the living room, there were piles of candy strewn about in meticulous order. By the suckers, was a small blond in a dragon onesie happily eating a lollypop, while Charlotte sat in the middle of it all, in her (foam) suit of armor. When she was addressed, the looked over and blue eyes widened before she bounced up. "UNCLE!" This exclamation would soon be followed by the pre-teen practically tackling the large Canadian.

[secondplayercanada]

"Char char!" She may be trying to tackle hug but he is trying to pick her up and swing her around like she's a baby still so it'll be an interesting outcome to see.

"It's good you see you again! It's been too long, how've you been?"

[bipolarmango]

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before

[regionalpancake]

THIS IS SO TRUE!

bUt yOu nEveR hAd a pRoBLem wiTH this bEfOre?!

BITCH I have spent 35 years thinking I was just inherently bad at being a person, now I find out I have a disability? That it’s actually (checks notes) NOT THIS HARD FOR EVERYONE?! What the fuck do you mean other people aren’t getting distracted because they can hear the electricity?! Yeah I think I’m gonna give myself a break actually. The microwave IS too loud, now fuck off.

[coffeebleeds]

Trick or treat.

Boop.

I'm gonna be for real, dude. I had a really strong urge just now to bite your finger.

[secondplayercanada]

If you do that I will bite you back. Or lick you. Both work.

[coffeebleeds]

Ew, gross! You don't know what I've been up to. I could have essence of dog shit on my skin for all you know.

[secondplayercanada]

You don't know where my finger has been either. Could've been up a butt. You shouldn't bite things that you don't know where they've been.

[coffeebleeds]

I mean, sure, but I would expect you to at least occasionally wash your hands. Especially since you're out here booping people.

[secondplayercanada]

And I expect you to wash yours so there's not essence of unwashed dog on it. We are even. [Another Boop]

[teableeds]

Trick or treat.

Boop.

Is this some new thing the Internet Children are doing this year! Tricks and boops to you too! Have a popcorn ball.

[secondplayercanada]

Not a new thing, but a big one yeah. [Takes a popcorn ball] This is really good.

[teableeds]

Thank you! It's always such fun making these and seeing what sorts of candies I can get to stick to them. These have mini chocolates!

[She goes ahead and pours a couple more and some proper wrapped candy into his hands]

So what have you been up to lately?

[secondplayercanada]

[Cait you are a treasure and he values you greatly, please know this.]

Oh, nothing much, just the usual. Gardening, wandering through the forests, scaring people in the Arctic circle who don't expect to see anyone, trying to convince Kumajirou I do in fact need to brush his teeth, possibly accidentally creating new local cryptids, wondering if vanishing into the woods would be that bad, helping local wildlife and citizen science. You know, the usual.

[teableeds]

[She knows. She always knows.]

There's been a great uptick in interest for foraging lately - I see it all over Instagram. Have you ever considered writing a book or sharing your knowledge of the wilderness with others online?

[secondplayercanada]

[Excellent.]

No. Maybe I could, basic tips and tricks for foraging and wildness are always needed. People are rarely as good as they think they are.

[secondplayercanada]

Matt is the kind of person who would watch delicious in dungeon, immediately identify Laios as Just Like Him For Real™, and somehow miss that not only is Laios autistic, he is as well.

Even if someone tells him, he still won't get it.

[hitandrunduorp]

It's been forever since he's shown his face and maybe they rightful wondered if he was dead. But here he is, with one of those squeeze to flip the ear hats on his head as a cat, with a big basket full of candy, and a smaller, cuter hat for the bestest baby girl.

"Trick or treat."

@secondplayercanada

As one would imagine, Matt was the one to answer the door. Ignore the plastic crown on his head, and the halloween prince costume he was in, and more on the slightly shocked expression before chuckling.

"Wow, it really is spooky season; ghosts and all."

[secondplayercanada]

"Boo." He'll squeeze the sides so the ears flap up and down. "I'm a ghost, like that one movie. I'm here to haunt your kid who can see dead people, woooooooo."

At the deadpan ghost wooo he'll flap the ears some more, then hold out the kid sized hat. "I have one for her, too. I may have one for you and Mattie as well, if you let me in."

[coffeebleeds]

Trick or treat.

Boop.

I'm gonna be for real, dude. I had a really strong urge just now to bite your finger.

[secondplayercanada]

If you do that I will bite you back. Or lick you. Both work.

[coffeebleeds]

Ew, gross! You don't know what I've been up to. I could have essence of dog shit on my skin for all you know.

[secondplayercanada]

You don't know where my finger has been either. Could've been up a butt. You shouldn't bite things that you don't know where they've been.

[teableeds]

Trick or treat.

Boop.

Is this some new thing the Internet Children are doing this year! Tricks and boops to you too! Have a popcorn ball.

[secondplayercanada]

Not a new thing, but a big one yeah. [Takes a popcorn ball] This is really good.

[teableeds]

Thank you! It's always such fun making these and seeing what sorts of candies I can get to stick to them. These have mini chocolates!

[She goes ahead and pours a couple more and some proper wrapped candy into his hands]

So what have you been up to lately?

[secondplayercanada]

[Cait you are a treasure and he values you greatly, please know this.]

Oh, nothing much, just the usual. Gardening, wandering through the forests, scaring people in the Arctic circle who don't expect to see anyone, trying to convince Kumajirou I do in fact need to brush his teeth, possibly accidentally creating new local cryptids, wondering if vanishing into the woods would be that bad, helping local wildlife and citizen science. You know, the usual.

[secondplayercanada]

Are house hippos endangered species? I don't see them in commercials anymore.

Sadly they went extinct in 2008 when the endling, Miss Piggy, was cancelled by disney.

[teableeds]

Trick or treat.

Boop.

Is this some new thing the Internet Children are doing this year! Tricks and boops to you too! Have a popcorn ball.

[secondplayercanada]

Not a new thing, but a big one yeah. [Takes a popcorn ball] This is really good.

[coffeebleeds]

Trick or treat.

Boop.

I'm gonna be for real, dude. I had a really strong urge just now to bite your finger.

[secondplayercanada]

If you do that I will bite you back. Or lick you. Both work.

[dinolich]

[kitten-kin]

[secondplayercanada]

Its Matt! He's emerged from wherever it is he spends most of his time, and he's pointing at you, like in the exploding you memes! What does he have to say?

"Boop."

[audiart]

Yeah