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@onlymikeschmidt
Hi, im Mike, Mike Schmidt.
Decided to restart this account so I can organize.
I like turtles, reading and Abby.
Sick of fake people.
DMS are always OPEN! NSFW is allowed.
MDNI
Account run by ✨
✨ is Not a minor.
@hutchersonbasket is who runs it.
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
lipgloss
specifically the ones that are in the cute shaped containers that look like other things
I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..
I- like pads girl stuff or like
Ur gonna need to be a tad more specific here Michael
Yeah, pads and stuff, just in case.
Then I’d recommend either the orange or grape flavored ones
I’m sorry what? They have flavours?!!
……
what do u think all the different colors r 4 dude
Fuck off you guys do NOT have flavoured tampons
Your fucking vaginas actually eat your tampon? Like what?
Oh because you know SO MUCH about the female body! >:(
Please, I’ve been raised for this type of stuff.
Sure 🙄
Right. Okay. Bye
hey if u don’t want my incredible advice that’s up 2 u ig
I already got your advice, I just know you don’t have flavoured tampons
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
lipgloss
specifically the ones that are in the cute shaped containers that look like other things
I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..
I- like pads girl stuff or like
Ur gonna need to be a tad more specific here Michael
Yeah, pads and stuff, just in case.
Then I’d recommend either the orange or grape flavored ones
I’m sorry what? They have flavours?!!
……
what do u think all the different colors r 4 dude
Fuck off you guys do NOT have flavoured tampons
Your fucking vaginas actually eat your tampon? Like what?
Oh because you know SO MUCH about the female body! >:(
Please, I’ve been raised for this type of stuff.
Sure 🙄
Right. Okay. Bye
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
lipgloss
specifically the ones that are in the cute shaped containers that look like other things
I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..
I- like pads girl stuff or like
Ur gonna need to be a tad more specific here Michael
Yeah, pads and stuff, just in case.
Then I’d recommend either the orange or grape flavored ones
I’m sorry what? They have flavours?!!
……
what do u think all the different colors r 4 dude
Fuck off you guys do NOT have flavoured tampons
Your fucking vaginas actually eat your tampon? Like what?
Oh because you know SO MUCH about the female body! >:(
Please, I’ve been raised for this type of stuff.
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
lipgloss
specifically the ones that are in the cute shaped containers that look like other things
I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..
I- like pads girl stuff or like
Ur gonna need to be a tad more specific here Michael
Yeah, pads and stuff, just in case.
Then I’d recommend either the orange or grape flavored ones
I’m sorry what? They have flavours?!!
……
what do u think all the different colors r 4 dude
Fuck off you guys do NOT have flavoured tampons
Your fucking vaginas actually eat your tampon? Like what?
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
lipgloss
specifically the ones that are in the cute shaped containers that look like other things
I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..
I- like pads girl stuff or like
Ur gonna need to be a tad more specific here Michael
Yeah, pads and stuff, just in case.
Then I’d recommend either the orange or grape flavored ones
I’m sorry what? They have flavours?!!
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
lipgloss
specifically the ones that are in the cute shaped containers that look like other things
I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..
I- like pads girl stuff or like
Ur gonna need to be a tad more specific here Michael
Yeah, pads and stuff, just in case.
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
Well, when my parents sent me to buy for my sisters, I bought everything I saw in the girls' section.
That’s a lot-..
I have 4 sisters, also I didn't want to ask, I felt ashamed
That’s fair, hope it goes well.
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
lipgloss
specifically the ones that are in the cute shaped containers that look like other things
I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
Well, when my parents sent me to buy for my sisters, I bought everything I saw in the girls' section.
That’s a lot-..
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
Drawing supplies like a an art kit
No I mean..’girl’ stuff..
oh…want me to come over so your not as embarrassed…but pads since shes just starting out…
I know I just don’t want to embarrass her or myself
I can come with you so kt look like your buying for me?
Sure, yeah!
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
Drawing supplies like a an art kit
No I mean..’girl’ stuff..
oh…want me to come over so your not as embarrassed…but pads since shes just starting out…
I know I just don’t want to embarrass her or myself
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
Drawing supplies like a an art kit
No I mean..’girl’ stuff..
Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,
What the fuck do I get?
Genuinely happy, I finally bought Abby this robot thingy she’s been wanting.
She’s in a dinosaur phase.
so needy 4 u!!!!!!!
Interesting..you willing to beg?
