Employee of the Month

Indi, Semi-selective RP blog for Moxxie of  Vivienne "Vivziepop" Medrano's 'Helluva Boss'. Follows from Thephoenixnomore.

[onlysaneimp]

✘ you ever went to fat camp as a kid?

5/10

"No, I didn't. What kind of question is that? Does it look like I have a weight problem?"

[onlysaneimp]

✘ why do you still let millie put it in your butt?

4/10

"Of all the questions I'm being forced to answer Because it still gives me an erection, okay? Is that what you wanted to hear, you immature grey-faced asshole?"

[onlysaneimp]

✘ what would you do if your father finds you again?

3/10

"I...I don't know. I'd probably be too worried to think straght."

"I'll tell you what I won't be, though. Alone."

[onlysaneimp]

✘ okay; what about millie bothers you?

2/10

"Well...I mean, she can be unnecessarily assertive sometimes. Not to say she doesn't have ways to calm herself down. Tea, deep breathing, the works. But her temper has gotten the better of her on more than one occasion."

"Still, even Millie's flaws I can't help but fall in love with. She's perfectly imperfect, in my eyes."

[onlysaneimp]

✘ what’s something you hate about Millie?

1/10

Something he hates? Oh crumbs. Sure, there were things he disliked or were bothered by, but outright hate? Honestly, there was only one thing he hated...

"I hate that I can't be half as amazing as her."

[memeingovermemes]

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

[cryfvck]

haven~

[sevenciircles-deactivated202509]

She's singing to herself as she cleans blood off her weapons.

"...Not sure what she's up to,

but you know it ain't no good.

She's a demon, she's a devil, she's a rough-and-tumble rebel,

Yeah, she's far beyond your level and she's watchin' you...

Oooh, ooooh..."

[onlysaneimp]

Moxie is providing the tune, humming along as he poured them both some well-deserved decaf. “Don’t forget the polishing rag, Dear.” He said, setting a mug down for her “I know how you love it when your victims see their terrified reflection in your blade.”

[immediatemurderduo]

                             IMMEDIATE. MURDER. DUO.

                                    IND. PRIV. Dash Only duo muse blog featuring                      Loona & Millie from Helluva Boss. Penned & Loved by 𝒯. 21+ Mun,         

[onlysaneimp]

Ok, but this song fucking slaps tho

[paingamequeen]

@onlysaneimp

Her face crinkles as she remembers the smell, and she nods in understanding.

“That was a ripe stink, indeed.”

[onlysaneimp]

“I know.” He groaned “It took me HOURS to wash off. But really, what did he even mean by the whole “consequence-free cheat agreement” thing? He knows I’d never cheat on you! Or, at least, I hope he does.”

[paingamequeen]

"Honey, can I vent about my day to you. I mean, I know you work with me, but I'd rather do it at home. Not as many prying ears." @@onlysaneimp

"sure thing, Mox. what happened?"

[onlysaneimp]

Moxxie took a deep breath, sitting on the Livingroom couch.

“Alright, so I’m about to snipe the target when Blitzo asks if I’ve ever made an agreement with you where both pick one person to have sex with, consequence free. So I tell him that, firstly, that is inappropriate workplace conversation and, second, he should let me concentrate on work. THEN, he tells me if I chose him. I was so grossed out that I ended up alerting the target and we had to chase them all the way to the local dump. Anyway, that’s why we were covered in trash when we got back...” 

[onlysaneimp]

Millz always seems to leave Moxie’s cheeks redder than usual.

Take that however you want. Either way, you’d be right.

[cynicalwonders]

The Bond Between Blitzo and Moxxie: 90% Glue

I want more moments between these two goofballs. Been rewatching ep6 and reading @cranberry086 Blitzo and Moxxie, Sometimes Friends and came up with this. For some reason, I feel as though Blitzo has done this before.

[amayak19]

@rodeoblitz

[goth-gurls-club-deactivated2022]

"Speaking of its starting to smell like updog in here."

[onlysaneimp]

“Sorry to disappoint, but you’ll have to catch me pretty early to trick me like that. There’s no such thing as an updog.”

[onlysaneimp]

//My muse for Mox is back! Now, which one of you Millies out there wants to give him a lil’ smooch?

[nordiixa-blog]

Reblog if you don’t mind Slice-of-Life threads that don’t necessarily go anywhere.

✕  there is so much development to be made from people just… being together. there’s no need for a whole huge big plot for muses to make memories. just conversation and doing mundane things together is enough sometimes.