— clara

[luats-vol6]

Liam: All you do is eat, sleep, and complain about life.

Louis: That's not true. There's something I do more often.

Liam: Oh yeah? And what's that?

Harry, without looking up: Me.

[ijustrepostmemes]

Harry: we should ask each other questions to get to know each other! you go first.

Louis: if you were a fruit, what type would you be?

Harry: A TRIANGLE. okay my turn now-

Louis: but-

Harry: do you like boys?

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Harry: Hi, this is my boyfriend Louis,Louis's boyfriend Zayn, Zayn's boyfriend Liam and our best friend Niall

[incorrect-larry]

niall: Okay, we need to think straight, right now.

harry: Well, shit, bye guys.

niall: I swear to god, Harry, now is not the time.

[incorrect-1dboys]

Liam: *touching Harrys hair*

Harry: why have you done that?

Liam: it's crazy how some people would kill for this

Louis: *mumbling* i would kill you for doing this

[incorrect-1dboys]

Louis: all i hear is 'whoever wakes up with harry styles is so lucky'

Louis: but what would they say when they wake up to him doing the upward dog while listening to a podcast about how straws affect the enviroment and when he does push-ups while blasting i want by one direction

[incorrect-1dboys]

Liam: let's play kiss, marry, kill

Niall: *drunkenly* i'll choose dare!

Liam: i wasn't-

Zayn: *also drunk* no, Niall, it's answer B!

Liam: *groaning* guys, it's no-

Harry: *sipping on his glitter vodka* oh, oh, i know! he's playing charades! he's a monkey!!!

Liam: nO, no! I'm not- well, this is kinda insulting...

Louis: *taking a big sip of his drink* what kind of never have i ever question was that?? of course i've insulted liam before!

Liam: *walking out of the door* i'm leaving the band!

Harry: *giggling* told you he was playing charades! that was supposed to be you, zayn

[liberacehouseoflarrycrap]

Louis: Hi there curly! How are you doll?

Harry: HIII WOW OH MY GOD YOU REMEMBER ME?!!

Louis: Course I do babe, we've been put in the same band!

Harry: So I was wondering, before we start singing do you want to practice blowing exercises with me?

Louis, blushing: What was that love?

Harry, blushing: BREATHING I SAID BREATHING!

Louis, winking: Of course! I'd love to curly.

[liberacehouseoflarrycrap]

A text exchange about showers?

Louis: What are you doing right now?

Harry: Just about to have a shower.

Louis: Ooh send me a pic ;)

Louis: This is a picture of a plant??

Harry: Yeah look how much my peace Lily has grown!

Louis: Lol I meant a pic of you doll.

Harry: Oh hahah okay!

Louis: This is a picture of you on our date yesterday....You know what, just have your shower. I'll come over and maybe we can save some water ;)

Harry: We don't actually have much hot water right now so we all have to take like three minute showers so we're being very conservative with our water use. But thanks for the concern for my water bill, you're so sweet Lou!! :) x

Louis:

[goldensaurora]

Liam: How long are you going to let him do that?

Harry: Just.. Give him a sec

Niall, pushing on a door that's clearly labelled "pull": I think.. it's locked..?

[goldensaurora]

Harry: do you ever just.. crave someone? like you just want to see their smile and hear their laugh and feel their hugs?

Niall:

Niall: well.. right now I'm craving a burger?

[starkaroo]

liam: treat insects the way you want to be treated

louis: kill without hesitation

liam: why do i even try with you

[incorrect-1dboys]

Harry: *laying in bed wide awake*

Louis: babe come on, go to sleep, it's late

Harry: *staring at louis* but you're so beautiful...

Louis: *blushing* oh my god just go to fucking sleep

[incorrect-1dboys]

Niall: liam really wanted those shoes for christmas but i didn't know what his shoe size is

Harry: oh so you looked at a pair of his shoes when you were over at his to find out?

Niall: *pausing* well that would've been a good idea

Harry: what... did you do if not that?

Niall: i... googled the average UK mens shoe size and just... bought a pair of that size

[incorrect-1dboys]

Niall: *reading larry fanfiction* they had to share a room...

Liam: *fully involved* they had to share a room...

Niall: but there was only one bed...

Liam: *gasping* but there was only one bed!!

Niall: they fell asleep on the opposite sides of the bed but woke up tangled together and louis confesses his love for harry

Liam: *with wide eyes* they fell-

Harry: LOUIS CONFESSES HIS LOVE FOR ME?!

Louis: Harry we've been together for 10 years...

[incorrect-1dboys]

Louis: 19+3 is 21

Liam: it's not

Louis: WELL BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT IS

[incorrectnarry]

Harry: I want to spice things up.

Niall: You know I can’t eat spicy food because of my acid reflux. 

Harry: I meant in the bedroom…

Niall: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Harry!