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@incorrect-1dboys
Louis: look babe i bought you a new dress!
Harry: aww thanks babe! i love you so much
Harry: *tries it on and looks at louis with tears in his eyes*
Louis: oh no babe... you don't like it, do you?
Harry: *shaking his head, sobbing and smiling* it has pockets lou
Liam: louis you have to stop avoiding your problems!
Louis: i don't do that! can we talk about this tomorrow please?? i have things to do
nobody:
harry: do you think dress by niall horan is about me?
Louis: oh fuck that shit
Niall: hahahhaha you just lost the game
Harry: guess that makes you
Liam: harry no-
Harry: a LOUser
Harry: *wakes louis up at 3 a.m.*
Louis: what the fuck
Harry: lou i just finished an one hour long video about how to do french braid hair styles can i try
Louis: I- why... I'm... harry it's 3 a.m.
Harry: please?
Louis: ugh fine
Harry: *texting* i love you so incredibly much my dear lou, you make my world brighter and with you i feel complete. you are my home and my favourite person ever.
Louis: *texting* that's so nice i love you
Harry: ugh why does he never use fancy words
Louis: *to liam* how do you spell adorable?
Liam: no idea
Louis: *kisses harry in public because he wasn't thinking*
Harry: shit lou the people are staring what do we do now
Louis: *shouting* YOU'RE THE BEST BROTHER EVER
Harry: oh no...
Louis: *wants to do a huge romatic gesture for harry*
Louis: *puts the avocado on the chopping board and cuts right through it*
Liam: *wide eyed* idk if it's more terrifying to see you so close to an avocado or that you're strong enough to cut through the fucking core
Liam: where are you going??
Niall: i don't know i'll decide in the car now let me leave
Harry: i had a bad dream, lou, you left me...
Louis: don't worry haz, i will always be by your side!
Niall: or on top of you
Liam: or underneath...
Liam: why did it take you so long to shower??
Louis: i was at a concert
Liam: yeah right of course.. at your own one, huh?
Louis: nah. love on tour presented by harry styles
Liam: i- whAT??
Niall: *throwing his laptop away* okay but how the fuck do you know if an animal is extinct, huh?
Liam: uhm... idk..
Niall: *standing up, clearly upset* did they look everywhere??? like... 65% of the earth is fucking unexplored? How tf would you know if there won't be any...
Liam: *jumping up* DINOSAURS, MATE! IMAGINE IF...
Niall: YES!! LET'S TELL THE OTHER BOYS THAT THERE'S A CHANCE THEY STILL EXIST
Louis: *from the other room* WE HEARD YOU AND YOU SHOULD SHUT UP IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
Harry: *turning in Louis' arms* but what if...
Freddie: dad, where do babies come from?
Louis: well, you see, when...
Freddie: dad, why can't i have mcdonalds every day?
Louis: i don't know how to explain this to you... i don't even get it and i'm and adult so... ask again when you're older.
Niall: i love your song golden you know
Niall: but there's one thing bothering me
Harry: what is it?
Niall: every fucking time it comes on shuffle i think my music stopped until you scream 'hey' and I JUMP as if i just saw a jump scare in a spooky movie
Harry: why isn't it illegal to read a book near trees?
Liam: why should it be?
Harry: because you literally show them their killed mates!
Harry: *walking into the room pouting* lou... i-
Louis: *worried* what's wrong darling
Harry: *showing louis a tiktok*
Louis: yeah... she's sweet, but what's wrong?
Harry: *sobbing* i want her to be my child for real...
Louis: *sighs* babe we can't adopt every one off larry tiktok
Harry: BUT IT'S BEE AND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!!
Louis: BABY SHE'S 19 NOW WE CAN'T-
Harry: CAN WE AT LEAST SEND HER SOME OF OUR MERCH?
Louis: ...
Harry: what
Louis: you mean... my merch.
Harry: *leaving and turning around* i hate you. And just so you know, i already printed out some adoption papers.
@0nlythegay happy birthday, bee! Thanks for bringing light to dark days with your tiktoks! :) [@dlibeeyh on tiktok]
Louis: *singing along to drivers license* I GUESS YOU DIDN'T MEAN WHAT YOU WROTE IN THAT SONG ABOUT MEEEEE
Harry: yeah, you're right, it was you
Louis: what
Harry: the same lips red, same eyes blue. it's you, i wrote it's not you but it is
Louis: harry... it was pretty obvious