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Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
Not today Justin

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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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@incorrectnarry
insp. / scene
Niall: And what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Harry: The car takes a screenshot.
Liam: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Liam: Yesterday I overheard Niall saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and Harry replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly.
I am laughing way more than I should be at some of your posts.
Niall: I hate this photo of you
Harry: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Niall: You're not smiling kindly, you look like you're up to something!
Harry: Up to kindness!
Harry: I want to spice things up.
Niall: You know I can’t eat spicy food because of my acid reflux.
Harry: I meant in the bedroom...
Niall: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Harry!
Harry, teaching Niall how to drive: So you’re driving, and Louis and Liam walk into the road. Quick! What do you hit?
Niall: Liam, definitely. I could never hurt Louis.
Harry, massaging his temples: The brakes, Niall. You hit the brakes.
Harry: *trying to flirt* So uh, you come here often?
Niall: We’re in the same band…
Harry:
Niall: So just as much as you do.
Harry: Shout out to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever!
Niall: Congratulations to Gemma.
Harry: They were not, as the kids say, awake.
Niall: Do you mean woke?
Harry: I did mean woke, but it's grammatically incorrect.
@ emergency pressconference after certain pics leaked
Harry (about Niall): There’s one thing I want to clear up tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I did not fuck this man.
Niall (silently in the background): phew, thank god thats dealt with
Harry (continuing loudly and seriously): … the truth is, he fucked me.
Niall:
tru detectives
(inspired by true detective)
Harry: You better stop or you'll upset the baby
Niall: ...What baby?
Harry: Me