Shit the Stylinsons said

Love to be his baby doll // If he kissed me I wouldn't mind at all

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A text exchange about showers?

Louis: What are you doing right now?

Harry: Just about to have a shower.

Louis: Ooh send me a pic ;)

Louis: This is a picture of a plant??

Harry: Yeah look how much my peace Lily has grown!

Louis: Lol I meant a pic of you doll.

Harry: Oh hahah okay!

Louis: This is a picture of you on our date yesterday....You know what, just have your shower. I'll come over and maybe we can save some water ;)

Harry: We don't actually have much hot water right now so we all have to take like three minute showers so we're being very conservative with our water use. But thanks for the concern for my water bill, you're so sweet Lou!! :) x

Louis:

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Louis: There's nothing you could do to make me think you're weird Haz.

Harry: Aww thanks Lou!

Louis: What are you eating there?

Harry: Avocado toast! I love avocados in smoothies, on toast, in pasta, with eggs, on sushi and in organic guacamole! It's just so versatile!

Louis, muttering: What a fooking lunatic.

Harry: What?

Louis: I want your dick.

Harry: What?

Louis: What?

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Louis: Hi there curly! How are you doll?

Harry: HIII WOW OH MY GOD YOU REMEMBER ME?!!

Louis: Course I do babe, we've been put in the same band!

Harry: So I was wondering, before we start singing do you want to practice blowing exercises with me?

Louis, blushing: What was that love?

Harry, blushing: BREATHING I SAID BREATHING!

Louis, winking: Of course! I'd love to curly.

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Harry: I was thinking about having a tea party.

Liam: A tea party... Do you not remember what happened the last time you hosted a party?

Harry: Yeah I know I got a tad agitated when certain people didn't show up-

Liam: A tad agitated? Harry you locked yourself in the kitchen until we had to force people to leave their own wedding early so they would come.

Harry: I MADE ECLAIRS! AND CROISSANTS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT TAKES?!

Louis: It sounds like a fabulous idea darling.

Harry, beaming: Yay I'm so excited! Wait until you try my scones! And cream pies! And madeleines! I worked in a bakery you know!

Niall: And you never shut-

Louis: I can't wait babycakes!

Niall: You literally blow off my murder mystery parties every month I-

Louis: Give it a rest church boy.

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Louis: How far would you be willing to go for me Haz?

Harry: You know I'd do anything for you baby.

Louis: Aw Hazza!

Harry: Well not if I was wearing Gucci. Or if it would chip my nail polish.

Louis: Or mess up your hair.

Harry: Exactly baby, you know me so well.

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Liam: So everyone, we’ve run out of space for our band equipment.

Harry: Well there’s a bunch of stuff in that closet no one uses, things we could donate or sell.

Liam: Good idea Harry, but I think there’s also some things in there you might not be so hasty to throw out either.

Harry: Like what?

Liam: Like your boyfriend?

Harry, blushing: My who now?

Liam: The one who’s stubbornly sitting in there now because I refused to let him buy a Pacman machine for the tour bus? And prohibited Mario Kart from ever being played again in all of our lifetimes combined.

Niall: Don't remind me Liam. Even the fans can't look at bloody Mario Kart the same way again.

Harry: Come on, we apologised like a million times!

Liam: And let’s not ignore the irony of him-

Louis: Yeah I’m in the closet, that’s bloody hilarious Liam, bravo on that astounding joke.

Harry: Oh you mean Lou, well he’s not my-

Niall: Yeah yeah, he’s not your boyfriend we know, you get matching tattoos and bunk with every single guy that exists.

Louis, winking and blowing Harry a kiss: Ooh how scandalous babe, there’s my little slut!

Liam and Niall:

Harry, choking on on his Yorkshire tea: Lou!

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Niall: What are you doing Louis?

Louis: Taking a selfie.

Liam, snorting: And since when do you take selfies? If I remember correctly, you said selfies were 'so terribly vain and bloody trendy only narcissistic twats would be caught dead doing something so vile'.

Niall, muttering: How ironic as you're in love with a narcissist. A narcissist who adores taking mirror selfies as a matter of fact.

Louis, glaring: Could you just not remember every single thing I say? And you, church boy! I'm not in love with Haz! And he's not a narcissist!

Niall: Who said anything about Harry?

Louis:

Liam: You apparently, as you're taking yet another picture of Harry and masquerading it as a selfie.

Louis: Shout it louder why don't you! I'm trying to be inconspicuous here!

Liam: Ah yes, one of your many talents. Subtlety.

Louis: Shut up Liam!

Niall: If you were being discreet then how come Harry is looking directly at the lens in this picture? And winking?

Louis, blushing furiously: OH SHIT SHIT HE KNOWS! WHAT DO I DO OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO?!!

Liam: Here's a thought, why don't you go up to him and actually admit you like him instead of taking creepy pictures of him in secret like a pervert would?

Louis: You're right, I'll just quit the band, I'll quit and move to Yemen so I never have to face him again. GOD THIS IS SO MORTIFYING!

Niall, sighing: Or we could go with Option B.

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Niall: Hey Louis are you and your boyfriend going to make it to dinner?

Louis: Yeah of course Haz and I are coming tonight, you know we’d never miss your birthday dinner Nialler.

Louis, blushing: Wait a second-

Niall, grinning: No too bad, no take backs Louis. YOU JUST ADMITTED IT!!!!

Louis: Shut up church boy! I didn’t admit anything!!

Niall: Really? Do you just sit and canoodle in everyone’s lap for the entire day then?

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Harry: So what do you think, does Lou like me?

Niall: Well no, as a matter of fact, I think Louis moves in with guys after less than a month of knowing them, sleeps in the same bed as them despite the bunk being a single bed bound to collapse under their collective weight, cuddles with them constantly in spite of his strong aversion to being touched, snogs them every bloody second of the day, writes them nauseatingly sappy love songs and serenades them every single time he performs the song and decides to get a new matching tattoo everyday with every single guy he meets despite initially hating tattoos.

Harry: So that would be a no then?

Niall, exasperated: Oh for the love of God Harry!!