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Episode Two: Ross and Carrie Get Ear Candled: Wax Springs Eternal

Episode Blurb: Ross goes in for an ear candling session while a concerned Carrie looks on. Alleged aura-cleansing, sinus-cleansing and wax removal make this episode a three-in-one!

Notable Quotable:

“Ancient doesn’t always mean correct.” Ross

Drinking Game: 1 beer rating! OUR FIRST WHOLE BEER! Plus one sip from your second beer.

-References something happening in the studio that you cannot see: 2:21-3:14 (You could totally just drink while they’re talking about setting up the in-studio experiment. I know I did. I’d give this one 5 drinks.)

-Tea: 7:35

-Hot drinks: 7:40

-Coffee and or Tea: 7:47

-Tea: 7:50

-Carrie yelling into the mic “I COULDN’T FIND THE HOT WATER”: 7:52-7:54

-Bad pun is made “And you’re a plumber too”: 9:12-9:14 (But let’s face it, this was so well timed that I laughed)

-References something happening in the studio that you cannot see: 9:52-10:18 (3 drinks, I don’t really have a set scale for this, maybe every 10 seconds.)

-References something happening in the studio that you cannot see: 10:45-11:10 (2 drinks.)

-References something happening in the studio that you cannot see: 12:38-12:41 (A very short one, 1 drink.)

-That’s what he said: 13:54 Carrie: 1 Ross: 0

-That’s what he said: 26:20 Carrie: 2 Ross: 0

-Carrie insults Ross: 26:23

-Attempted that’s what he said: 26:30. Sorry Ross. No points for you.

-References something happening in the studio that you cannot see: 27:36-28:50 (7 drinks!)

-Goat: 30:22

-Goat: 30:24

-Goat: 32:25

Ratings:

Pseudoscience Rating:

               Ross: 9

               Carrie: 7, ends up calling it an 8

Pocket Drainer Value:

               Carrie: 2.9

               Ross: 3

Creepy Rating:

               Ross: 1

               Carrie: 1, later updated to a 1.1

Danger Rating:

               Carrie: 4.7, based on research, not on experience

               Ross: 4

Favorite Moment:

               Carrie: When Melanie (the lady who was helping them) opened up and unraveled the ear candle after Ross’s session and they asked her if it was candle wax and she said no, it’s ear wax. And left it at that.

               Ross: The conversation about colonics. (Hints at a future investigation?)

Books: NO BOOKS THIS EPISODE

Hint of the week:

“I’m running a 5k to see 10 gurus.”

And remember…

“Candles are for seduction”, “Not suction. Hey-o.”

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Episode One: Ross and Carrie Try Kabbalah: Did You Know the Sun is Green?

Episode Blurb: Ross and Carrie attend a lecture at the Kabbalah Center of Los Angeles, ask probing questions, and learn some curious things about the universe.

Drinking Game:

So, every episode, I’ll write most of the drinking game “drinks” that I can catch. If you catch one that isn’t listed, message me and I’ll add it AND give you recognition! I’ll also give it drinks ratings, with the average 12 fluid ounce can of beer having approximately 30 drinks in it. Kabbalah is worth just over 1/3rd of a beer.

-Gollum – Word you might have to look up.

-Carrie impersonates someone: 2:19-2:24, Susie from the Kabballah Center

-Coffee and Tea are mentioned: 2:33 (This could count as Carrie mentions hot drinks)

-Carrie insults Ross: 2:41-2:45

-Monotheistic – Word you might have to look up.

-Carrie yells into the microphone “FOUR DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS!”: 6:25-6:27

-Carrie talks about free coffee and tea: 11:24-11:26

-Carrie yells into the microphone “THERE WAS NO HOT WATER”: 11:28 – 11:30

-Goat – 33:01

-Goat – 33:26

-Carrie mentions coffee: 37:05

-Carrie insults Ross: 37:30

Ratings

Pseudoscience Rating:

               Ross: 6

               Carrie: Between a 5 and a 6

Creepy Rating

               Carrie: 2

               Ross: 3 to 4, somewhere in that range

Pocket Drainer Value

               Ross: 7 or 8, ends up going down to 7

               Carrie: 6.1

Danger Rating

               Carrie: Doesn’t give it a number rating, but she does state that it is a low rating.

               Ross: 2 or 3

Favorite Moment:

               Carrie: Giving the woman the evil eye

               Ross: Times with Rhoda, the first mentor.

Books:

- “The Zohar” – 24 Volumes of Kabbalah, the “Bible” of the Kabbalah, Carrie wondered if there was a Kindle edition. There is a 99-cent version on Amazon, a shortened version, but 99 cents is quite low on the pocket drainer rating, unlike the Kabbalah water, which is FOUR DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS! Or $24 for a red string to ward off the evil eye.

- “The Secret” is available on Amazon, written by Rhonda Byrne. There is also a movie that was released in 2006.

Hint of the Week:

“I Hopi I don’t lose my hearing”

And remember…

“You can think outside the box”, “But don’t leave the evidence inside it.”

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Hello World!

In a recent episode, it was stated that some fan’s would love a list of books and I thought, why not take it 50 steps further with an awesome fan page with episode by episode books recommendations, ratings, and *gasp* drinking games! Based off of the drinking game mentioned in an early episode. From one fan to another..... OWL OWL OWL

In case your wondering about the drinking game, here it is: copy and pasted from the ONRAC Facebook page: 

Drink when:

They say "this is my favorite/best part!" Before Favorite Moment section The word 'Goat' is spoken Someone talks about getting naked Ross or Carrie uses a word you have to look up Ross or Carrie insult each other Ross or Carrie does an impression of someone References something happening in the studio that you cannot see Martin Dempsey is mentioned. Audio is played from the investigation Carrie yells into the microphone Carrie uses Ross's friends and Family in the Creepyness Scale Carrie talks about her dogs Carrie says 'Ross is it?' Carrie mentions hot drinks A bad pun is made Someone says "That's what he/she said"