Every Shakespeare play in 5 words or less
I guarantee accuracy, not neutrality
All's Well That Ends Well: Helena, sweetie, please respect yourself
Antony and Cleopatra: Everyone's horny and massively jealous
As You Like It: Witty, romantic dorks fleeing tyranny
Comedy of Errors: Bit too Punch & Judy
Coriolanus: Lifelong soldiers aren't great politicians
Cymbeline: Snow White: the Romantic Thriller
Edward III: Folger Print This Play Challenge
Hamlet: The OG psychological drama
Henry IV, Part I: Hal & Falstaff's Day Off
Henry IV, Part II: Hal grows up; Falstaff can't
Henry V: Entirely propaganda but it's great
Henry VI, Part I: "Henry whomst?" - Joan of Arc
Henry VI, Part II: Very fun scheming and politics
Henry VI, Part III: Crooked Dick's wartime origin story
Henry VIII: Featuring the great Doctor Butts
Julius Caesar: Sometimes, there's no right choice.
King John: That Speech makes me sad
King Lear: …Did the clown die, or… ?
Love's Labor's Lost: Flirty, funny, and underrated
Macbeth: Psychological horror, my beloved
Measure for Measure: Depressingly still very relevant
Merchant of Venice: I'd punch everyone except Jessica
Merry Wives of Windsor: Falstaff fanfiction! Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Midsummer Night's Dream: Love, magic, and an ass
Much Ado about Nothing: Claudio Everyone is so gullible
Othello: Jealousy, insecurity, prejudice. Bad mix.
Pericles: A 1600s summer blockbuster
Richard II: It's tough to be king
Richard III: Such a fun villain play
Romeo and Juliet: Senseless hatred dooms everybody, always
Taming of the Shrew: Headcanon: Everyone is grifting Baptista
The Tempest: Fun, but also very colonialist
Timon of Athens: I am Misanthropos!!!
Titus Andronicus: Halloween slasher film, Shakes-style
Troilus and Cressida: Love is destroyed by war
Twelfth Night: This play is so bisexual
Two Gentlemen of Verona: Proteus is a Bad Friend
Two Noble Kinsmen: Emilia is ace. Fight me.
Winter's Tale: Careful - insecurity can ruin lives