❝ Why was the fruit put in jail?
...because he’d committed armed strobbery!! Ahahaha! ~ ❞

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@ontheaire
❝ Why was the fruit put in jail?
...because he’d committed armed strobbery!! Ahahaha! ~ ❞
Charlastor Week Day 1: Musical
❝ – Why can’t orphans play baseball?
-- because they don’t know where home is!! HA-HA-HA! ~ ❞
❝ – Why can’t werewolves tell time?
-- because they aren’t WHEN-wolves!! Ahahahaha !! ~ ❞
❝ – how many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?
-- just one! But the light bulb has to really want to change! Ha ha ha! ~ ❞
Fire
;; sorry for the dip in activity. I started school last week so naturally my life is in shambles, and any free time will be devoted to homework for the foreseeable future. this is my last semester before graduation though, so wish me luck!! and I’ll do stuff on here as my schedule/muse/sanity permits!!
So, it’s a deal then.
if you ever disrespected me and i was calm about it . . . don’t trust me.
Alastor
he wears his smile like a pocketknife, ready for the kill
thoughts #09 | r.m (via rmeisel)
‘ whatcha’ got going on there ? you making dolls ? ’
//sc. @ontheaire
❝ ...well, I suppose you could call it that! ❞ His smile is so wide it’s a wonder that his cheeks haven’t split, fingers holding a needle poised pointedly over a little ragamuffin effigy that suspiciously resembled a certain television-headed kingpin.
❝ -- although to a witchcraft practitioner, it’d be more recognizable as a ‘ poppet! ‘ ❞
@hellbeloved asked : Her head tilts to the side, blonde locks cascading over narrow-shoulders to spill down her back in golden waves, and soft eyes peek up at the taller demon by her side -- hidden curiosity lurking not too far from the surface (eyes flickering back down to her hands. she wanted to ask, so what was stopping her?). Shuffling closer she parted her lips only to close them, mulling over her words for a few seconds before she spoke. ❛ Hey, Alastor... what were things like when you were human ? ❜
A cursory glance is paid to the tiny form that shuffles up to stand beside him, peering up at him from from behind the crook of his elbow. Canting his head to one side, his gaze lids patiently as he waits for her to find the diction she appears to be grasping at and voice whatever query that’s caught on the cusp of her tongue.
-- when he was human? ...in truth, he wasn’t truly certain that he ever had been human ; not entirely, anyway. But a l i v e -- oh, what a time it’d been to be alive in!
❝ -- well, they didn’t call it the roarin’ twenties for nothin’, darlin’! The economy was booming, consumerism was at an all time high, and nobody was more of a sheba than the flapper girl! Ha ha ha! ~ ❞ He throws an arm down around her shoulder and swings his microphone out before her in a wide sweep, clearing the air as if it were a canvas upon which he might paint a picture of the era.
❝ ...prohibition was in full swing, but nobody cared! Everyone toted it all the same, in flagrant disregard of the law - morals took a back seat, and indulgence was the name of the game! And that wasn’t all! Why, it was industrial growth as far as the eye could see! Automobiles, telephones, moving pictures, radio!! The golden age of radio! The first and only mass broadcasting medium! New styles of dress and dance ; that’s right! Dancing! It was the age of JAZZ ! Why, it was like one long, continuous party that no one thought would ever end! ❞
...He lowers his microphone and releases her shoulder with an easy shrug of reminiscence. ❝ ...ah, but nothing lasts forever, I’m afraid. The stock market crashed in 1929 and brought an end to the era ; from what I understand, that was the start of what would come to be known as the Great Depression! ...It’s just a shame I died before I got to relish the full extent of that human suffering. The hardship, the misery! Sooooo many orphans. Ahhh, yes ...it was a wonderful time to be alive, indeed! .......but you’ve never been topside, have you my dear? After all, you were born here in Hell, weren’t you? ~ ❞
Send my muse pick up lines!
@hellheiress asked : are you a banana? because i find you a peeling.
❝ -- ahahahaha! Very clever my dear! But I can do you one better! Ahem -- if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber! Ahahahaha! ~ ❞
You think I won’t tear you apart? How foolish. I’m not smiling, I’m baring my teeth.