This place blows.

Ex–nightguard. Trying out this Tumblr thing. Seems neat. (This is a tie-in blog with @nonbigalmari! Go check out that blog!) (Not canon to FNAF in the slightest.) (Credits to @moonlit-lake-sys for the PFP! If you would like me to change it, I'll do so without hestitation!)

[onthenightwatch]

Y'ello? Anyone there?

Hey, it's me. The name's Edgar. I... was. A night guard for Freddy's. Decided to make a blog on this website. Pretty new. Might not even take off.

Made this to keep myself busy, guess I'll be needing it a little more now, seeing as I'm unemployed. Send in a question or two. Or don't. Couldn't really care less.

I hate Hurricane.

(ooc below the cut!)

Hey there! This blog is in the same universe as @nonbigalmari! And is set at the same time as @dayshiftguardhana! This one is set in the past. Tumblr is around, because I need a way to make this work somehow.

Edgar Elliot Pression is a nightguard for Freddy's, not exactly happy about it, but it gets the bills paid!

Look at @showfallmediamaintenance, @katherinefromdennys, @cassiuspr and @hlvr-player-two for a taste of my writing!

My main is @littlegayassbitch, which is quite the username, I know. Feel free to shout at me there!

This will not be very good with sticking to the FNAF canon! I'm a forgetful little guy and some things had to be changed for this to make sense.

None of this will make sense time period wise, just so I can properly tell this story. Hopefully nobody here is a history nerd, because nothing is going to be at all accurate.

The profile picture is from Moonlit-lake-sys' picrew!

Happy reading!

–Elliot

[onthenightwatch]

hrm :/

It’s what I’ve gotta do, man. Just… not sure where to apply. Most places that need people rejected me last time.

[onthenightwatch]

I wouldn't say you've been dead weight dude, you've been going through things.

I’ve been unemployed for months. And they’re still taking care of Elinor most days. That’s four people here, with two not working.

Gotta do my share, bud.

[onthenightwatch]

when are you going to get a job

Dude, I just got here.

[onthenightwatch]

I should really get on that, huh.

[onthenightwatch]

HIII :D

That’s much better than the other guy. Hey there.

[onthenightwatch]

when are you going to get a job

Dude, I just got here.

[onthenightwatch]

wakey wakey

Oh. I forgot I had this.

Hey.

[onthenightwatch]

How have you two gotten lost so easily

We’re drunk, Will. Or… were? Drunk? I dunno. Not my fault though. I deny having any responsibility.

[onthenightwatch]

Okay but seriously. Where are we.

He’s still out, I’m dizzy to high hell. This is not good.

[onthenightwatch]

idiots lmao

SHUT UP, MAN.

[onthenightwatch]

Pro tip: don’t go out for drinks with Mike.

Where the fuck are we.

[onthenightwatch]

How is he going to stab you if you kick him in the balls. -🎶

… With a knife, I would think.

[onthenightwatch]

FUCK.

HIDE MAN HIDE GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE

Got it! I’m already hiding!

I think he’s leaving, but I’m not sure.

[onthenightwatch]

If he did just kick him in the balls -🎶

What, and get stabbed? No thanks.

[onthenightwatch]

UHHHHHH BUSH? -🎶

ALREADY ON IT, FOUND A SHORT WALL ON SOMEONES FRONT LAWN. I REALLY HOPE HE DIDN’T SEE ME.

[onthenightwatch]

SHIT THAT’S QUINTEN ACROSS THE STREET FUCK WHERE CAN I HIDE.

[onthenightwatch]

Enjoy!!

I’ll try.