OnTheTravels

I like TV and Hockey. This was supposed to be a travel blog. That's now a joke.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

New Girl premiered 7 years ago.

[acheemient]

This is amazing.

[thatsbelievable]

[onthetravels]

And you can come to my birthday party! 🎉

[brainstatic]

Dante’s Inferno is the best piece of classical poetry because it’s the most petty thing you will ever read. Half of Hell is mythological or historical figures and the other half is Dante’s enemies. So the whole thing is like “I am Medea, who slew her own child to spite her husband.” “And I am Francisco di Vincezzino Fabriccia, who gets very talented and handsome poets kicked out of Florence, but I’m very sorry for it now because I’m burning in Hell and I suck.”

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[curseworm]

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

i’ve had an awful morning but my lyft driver is named thor

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

he got lost on my campus and it took him a bit to find me so this car pulls up and rolls down the window and i’m greeted with this bearded dude who asks: “lucy????” and i had the genuine joy of replying “thor???”

[caroldanversenthusiast]

same energy

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

insp by this comic

[lucretia-the-director]

Hey, uh, op? Holy shit

[law-the-lewd]

WHOA

[valtsv]

haters will see me and ask for my hand in marriage

[bennetlizzy]

Elizabeth when recounting Darcy’s first proposal

[valtsv]

[rosy-tea]

all that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost - J.R.R. Tolkien

[hozierarthistory]

Reverie by Charles Amable Lenoir // Better Love by Hozier

[de-lafayettes]

Clickbait Article: You MUST Watch This HILARIOUS Prank!

Ella (from Ella Enchanted): Fuck.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[famdommcfanface]

Joke?

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

deleting my zero note posts like a Victorian family locking their problem child in the attic to save face in polite society