Law the Lewd

If Hell is Forever than Heaven must be a LIE.

[law-the-lewd]

Mr. Author by Dina Rebekka

Because the internet apparently hates giving lyrics properly, here are the lyrics, transcripted from the official video without the insane amount of JITTERING they put in it cuz wtf why.

(Verse 1)

No, I won't take a seat.

I'm demanding to speak

with the jerk who's behind this shitshow.

Could you go and tell him I'd like a word, please.

Cuz I'm dying to know

what he thought when he wrote

this tragic comedy shitshow.

I know that happy endings aren't "trending"

but here's the deal.

(Chorus)

I try to be an optimist, I know

that what doesn't kill me makes me grow.

But I think it's kinda stretching it

with ten mountains in a row!

So.

Hey Mr. Author,

sorry to bother you

but what the fuck is up with all this shit I'm going through?!

I don't know who hired you,

but I hereby fire you.

I'm sorry, but this story sucks!

Hey Mr. Writer,

I'm getting tired

of all the drama and the trauma and the fire!

Hand me the pen,

and watch me write this broken mess whole again.

(Verse 2)

Tell me what is the deal

with all of this training?

Fighting battles and failing.

There's a hero or a villain in the making,

which one am I?

Oh!

Is this a tragic story that turns me into the villain?

Or will it be the strength I need to defeat the demons?

Either way,

I need a break,

can we call it a day?

(Chorus)

Cuz I try to be an optimist, I know

that what doesn't kill me makes me grow.

But you and I will get in a fight

if I'm not a superhuman by the time I reach the other side.

Hey Mr. Author,

sorry to bother you,

but what the fuck is up with all this shit I'm going through?!

I don't know who hired you,

but I hereby fire you.

I'm sorry, but this story sucks!

Hey Mr. Writer,

I'm getting tired

of all the drama and the trauma and the fire!

Hand me the pen,

and watch me write this broken mess whole again.

(Final Verse)

Could you hand me the pen, boy, and pack your bags.

Imma write a happy ending,

Imma take my life back.

Write a story unlike anything you've ever seen,

so Mr. Author could you please find a seat?

Oh...

Hey Mr. Author,

sorry to bother you,

But what the fuck is up with all this shit I'm going through?

I'm getting tired...

So you're hereby fired.

[algae-illustrations]

Silly comic. Grace would absolutely pull this move.

[gentlesurgeryenjoyer]

[mossiistars]

this was the first phm thing i drew i wish i was joking

[fuckinkfruious]

@alemonleaf on IG

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[wyn-sketch-o-vyn]

I imagine grace is whispering something like "Let me take this burden off of you." While they're slow dancing in the mental health node.

[insertdisc5]

Any tips for panel layout for pacing? I feel like yours really lends itself to the stories u tell.

thank u. its random comic tips which may or may not answer your question time, cookie edition

did that help

[ad-wills]

[alicat54c]

@amevello-blue Oh look it us

[art-the-f-up]

"Waste of Space" -Simon the convict

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[localvillagecryptid]

Coming back to this after they've added tourists to the game has only heightened my love for this idea

[ex-riddlecats]

theres so much happening here

[ex-riddlecats]

[sekkowi]

"-Oh yeah, so i suppose there are a lot of people around us"

At first i wanted to make some kind of comics but nahh i spent too much energy on this one.

Also didn't want to make Simon some kind of angry like original man on meme sooo i thought he would say the line jokingly

P.S Simon, I hate that you're hard to draw

[kipperdip]

#0002- Ivysaur: The Seed Pokemon

Part 2 of my journey of drawing every single Pokémon! Still going strong!

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[vullen]

i've seen countless kind and emotional replies in the year or so since i posted this comic, but this particular tag set has squeezed me unlike any other. thanks