Coveralls

Just trying to make it through the day in one piece

[onwatershipdown]

[onwatershipdown]

[clover-patches]

remember the scene in the murder rabbit book where rabbit god told actual god to kiss his ass

[sophieswifter-blog1]

I couldn’t find the post with this image so I’m here to post it. The Money Cat that you reblog to get money.

[onwatershipdown]

Hey try anything once

[iatselocal764]

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[catstiel]

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

[marauders-hp-deactivated2016081]

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

[heytherekristen]

I want to imagine that some fan got so heated over this post that they literally went through every single book, page by page, until they found something to fire back with.

[wizcrdingheadcanons]

258. The houses as quotes from Thor: Ragnorak

Slytherin

“Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?” “It varies from moment to moment.”

“Darling, you have no idea what’s possible.”

“You do seem like you’re in desperate need of leadership.”

“I’m upset! I’m very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. Right now, that’s the mindset that I’m in. And you know who I’m blaming?”

“You’re officially pardoned… from life!”

“It hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.”

Ravenclaw

“Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you’d be interested?”

“Piss off, ghost!”

“Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. NO! NOOO!”

“The revolution has begun!”

“I guess I’ll have to go it alone. Like I’ve always done.”

Hufflepuff

“Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.”

“You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors.”

“No, I don’t have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email.”

“Whatever she is, we can stop her, together. We can face her, together.”

“Yeah, it’s called the… uh… Revengers!”

“Hey, man. I’m Korg. We’re gonna get outta here. Wanna come?”

Gryffindor

“A creepy old man cut my hair off!”

“You’re in my seat!”

“I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that what heroes do.”

“Yes, of course. People on earth love me, I’m very popular.”

“I know what you’re thinking. Oh, no. Thor’s in a cage. How did this happen?“

“Whoever I am? Did you not just hear a word I said? I thought you would be glad to see me.” 

[slytherin-headcanons]

544. Slytherins realising that their boggart would probably be them stuck at the same boring desk job for the next 20 years

[onwatershipdown]

My mother stockpiles stale peeps after Easter no joke because she likes peeps stale

[slytherin-headcanons]

7, 17, 25

7. What are three things you want to do before you die?

see the northern lights

go to athens

go to pompeii

17. Would you kill someone if they were planning to kill you?

I really don’t know. I don’t think that’s the kind of thing I’ll ever know until someone’s pointing a gun at my head (touch wood)

25. Most slytherin thing you’ve ever done?

Me and my brother used to both have characters on the same animal crossing DS game and to be fair, he never really played it so I don’t feel too bad. But I used to play as his character and make him drop all of his money and empty out his inventory so I could then play as my character and steal all his stuff

To be fair he never noticed so he clearly wasn’t as invested in the game as I was

[bellygangstaboo]

I bet her Snapchat would’ve been on point..

[onwatershipdown]

That filter doesn’t work so great for her.

[jayce]

i only eat one 5 pound gummy bear a day

[onwatershipdown]

Me at crafty