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Swaggie fans should be shot

#shitwrecked

Zaggie is my little meow-meow; however, why tf does the player not know how to play a "wizard" by now?

#shitwrecked

We have gone from role for pregnancy to role for panic attack.... Think about that for a second.

#shitwrecked #ilovehearingthesoundofmyownvoice

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the good the bad and the ugly the old the bald and the jilted

oobmaber

And he Isn't even the one with the drug problem anymore :(

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what's a shitwrecked crackship you actually can get behind?

ill go first and hear me out: i think if annabeth and okime had met they would be an unstoppable power couple

oobmaber

imagine if Crownie, Ada, Okime and Annabeth had met on that boat...

#shitwrecked #orgy #total destruction

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brb writing zaggie x hat man fics, will post the ao3 link soon

oobmaber

To make it hyperrealistic, can you read some Eastern European fics first to get the writing style accurate to his brain space?

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Does anyone else find the amount of homebrew annoying like wizards made things the way they are for a reason. No druids shouldn’t have fucking sending, the DM thinks they’re smarter than wizards of the coast

#downvote

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I got Ada somehow??? I was so sure I'd get Agaricus

oobmaber

Ada is SO the best representation of human society as a whole. If you didn't get Ada you were obvs lying on the quiz.

#the truth

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oobmaber

Fixed it.

#olden #dell #ada #riri #zaggie #crownie #annabeth #aruna #genevieve #ada #swyggl

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i’m gonna say one thing ☝🏾 that may be controversial

but i think people need to stop having olden and lasran end up together in fics. if the players were comfortable with that pairing then they would already be together in campaign, you're forcing something that's clearly crossing their boundaries.

par asocial relationships are not it, folks

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HE IS A LION HE IS LITERALLY A LION MAN OH MY GODDDDD IM GONNA BLOW MY BRAINS OUT LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN IT'S A FAKE LION AND A FAKE SAD BOY

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any of you guys remember how early olden's addiction arc was. that was crazy why did they do that

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They also clearly didn’t know what they were doing. Kinda weird choice tbh.

oobmaber

Addiction? An orphan? Might as well use Chatgpt to generate a character. shaking my smh my head.

#smh

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okay i can get behind most of okime's girlboss murderplan but it's kind of weird that she keeps deadnaming zaggie idk...

tbh i never trusted her since day one because of this

oobmaber

you stupid, just becuase a player is trans, doesn't mean all their characters are

#loser#gaynerd#trans

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people really need to stop infantalizing zaggie. he's 36 now guys he's not a baby he's just not aggressive like olden and ada

oobmaber

ignoring the fact that he HAS lived for fewer years, calling someone my little baby meow meow is just a turn of phrase, like, do I look like I think he is a literal baby?

#mr w zard is my little baby meow meow

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im not saying early-campaign olden stans are glorifying (and lowkey fetishizing) drug addiction by saying he was more interesting in the deis arc... but im not NOT saying it.

we-do-bones-motherfucker

Idk, he’s kind of a whiney mf now. It was easier to sympathise when he had a reason for being like that.

oobmaber

Can we separate the man from the addiction, please? He has always been a whiney mf, with and without an addiction.

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i just. HOW are people still complaining about Rosegate. that was fucking months ago (in campaign and real life!) and the players clearly talked about in out of character and also it was like. one of the most interesting episodes

also side note. STOP REFERRING TO POST-MONASTERY ANNABETH AS JUGTHROP. AFTER THE MONASTERY ARC SHE GOES BY ANNABETH COGFAIL put some respect on my wife's name

oobmaber

Are we all just ignoring the blatant racism and prejudice? We just accepting its alright to have PCs like this? Okay. She had to leave because of all the backlash, like, doesn't it all feel manufactured?

#bad D&D rep #annabeth #ada