Out of Context Things I Hear Each Day

Things my family and my students say. Feel free to use however you want just please show me what you do.

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Nah I probably gots bronchitis or something. . . Like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park.

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If the rapture happens and no one from this school goes I'm gonna be really disappointed in all of you and myself.

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"do you ever just . . . Laugh at something in your head but it's only funny to you because you can only see your thoughts?"

"did you just. . . Gain sentience?"

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Y'all, I'm too rich for a therapist, I have a chiropractor.

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This guy looks like Einstein if he could fight.

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Well, I see why you want the goblet, you have access to blood.

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Speaking of pick-up lines, you wanna know what I texted my MOM the other day??

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8th grader: did you not go through that stage where you thought all the time about--

Another 8th grader: DEATH DEATH DEATH

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Dear diary of my wimpy kids.

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You know Toodles from the Micky Mouse show? I used to have nightmares.

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Them Jedi didn't know SHIT.

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My tiktokers are not tiktoking right now.

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Sorry teach, I was boogying when I wasn't supposed to be boogying.

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Curious George is NOT radioactive.

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The wall is in my way of everything.

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Can you imagine if your boss gave you a crossword and it spelled out "you're fired"?

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On today's episode of Dr. Suess goes through the tribulation.