you ever seen a russian man fly with his sideburns

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Pyotr "Yaoi Hands Wolfman" Maksimov

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i haven't been doing much rping because i was lazy drawing i like drawing a wolfman form more than i do actual wolfies what the fuck

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((There u go 100% beef that’s it NO JK but yeee bara dude SORRY IM NOT V GOOD AT DRAWING BARAS BUT ALSO THAT THING UNDER HIS NOSE IS A NOSE RING AJJJDJDNNR LMAO SORRY menacingmaksimov))

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idk the steak was pretty accurate 

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how come saltwater taffy is regret i love saltwater taffy fucking fight me op

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((HeY SO I REACHED 25 FOLLOWERS AND I DIDNT REALLY DO ANYTHING FOR THEM??? So go ahead and reblog this post and I’ll draw a Chibi bust like the one above probably I’ll do the first 3 by today for sure, but I’ll try to do as much as possible uvub))

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i need pyotr having close friends like i need air

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Wow! You are buff! Do you lift?!

I guess so, if you could call it that, but it’s not anything I want to lift. The boxes aren’t going to arrange themselves, of course. 

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now u kno

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if only pyotr would stop smoking next to explosives

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i leave for like two weeks and come back to marrok in a foxy grandpa hat

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exhales loudly. so many people joined while i was gone

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sorry about being so inactive the past few days!! i'll be even more inactive on wednesday so i'm just gonna put this as a temp hiatus post notif

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i'm laughing about everyone being like "but i heard werewolves were killers!!" pyotr's family coughs so loudly they break the nighttime spell on ngc

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in case you thought pyotr was a good person:

he's not

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reasons to not trust pyotr

lots of odd unnatural hair

sharp teeth

smells like vodka and regret

looks like he's going to shank you

might actually shank you

makes shady deals

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i'm so sleepppyyy but it's 3:30 pm and i need to at least be awake until 8

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not feeling the pose too much though it'll probably be drastically changed later i just wanted to get inkwork done and i needed a basis of a body

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ONE OF MY FISH ALREADY SPLIT IN HALF WHEN I TRIED TO FLIP IT I'M SO MAD