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romeo, he/ze, my friends are wild

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“vodka is the nectar of the gods if u put it in the freezer”

—tyler blessing us with his knowledge

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that awkward moment when you forget that cashews have tits, smh

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“I am hORNY FOR HIS WOODLAND DICK”

—pepper, you don’t even want the context at this point

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“You're boo boo the fuck”

—pepper

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romeo: as they say, the way to a man’s heart is through his feet

pepper: ITS STOMACH NOT FEET

romeo: not anymore :^)

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“i’m just a small worm nobody loves me :,(”

—my dumb goblin ass

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“im gonna make you a badge that says 'Goat Lucio can raw me'”

—dexter because i’m a THOT for thicc daddy goat

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“also, you need to update your Tumblr, i say dumb shit and it needs recording so i can marvel in my own stupidity”

—this blog is officially just for exposing dexter

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*learns how to tumblr like*

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dexter: okay, listen, we all been knew that im a slut for Asra

dexter: but holy fuck that scarf

dexter: Muriel in that scarf can top me any day

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expose me better coward, i stand by these statements

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*whips out screenshot of you wanting to bone a nuclear bomb to death, but like, doesn’t, because i don’t know how to do that help*

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*playing scrabble via whatsapp*

dexter: el and eg arent words

romeo: :,(

romeo: pwease

dexter: fine.

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“if i had money i’d buy furry trousers”

—dexter, i’m totally not just exposing him rn

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dexter: okay, listen, we all been knew that im a slut for Asra

dexter: but holy fuck that scarf

dexter: Muriel in that scarf can top me any day

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“nevermind its capitalism”

—romeo

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Us: is this a veg?

Jem: no. That's a shoe

Us: 😔😳💓😍 thank 

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i may not have dignity but i have anxiety so who really wins here?

dex

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do u need medical attention from Dr Sexy ? :V

pepper