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Crockpot of Life!
I was talking to my mom about babies and how I read that a baby is completely formed, with nervous system and everything, at 5 weeks but it just needs to cook longer. My mom laughed when I said cook and then I said "The Whomb is the Crockpot of life!" I laughed a good five minutes, what is wrong with me?
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes I’m about
ALL LIVES MATTER
It's not black lives matter, it's not blue lives matter, it's ALL LIVES MATTER! I couldn't care less about what color your skin is, you are a human being and therefore you matter!!!
People
Most of the time, people are awesome! I meet nice people more often than bad, which is good! But today I had two, count em TWO, bad run in's with stupid/ bad people. I cried home after the encounter. The stupidity that is tell me I can't be stopped where I was to pick someone up, only to then see three, count em THREE, people parked and picking people up where I just was and was told I couldn't be there!!!!!!! Then on the way home some lady al last hit me as I was trying to merge into traffic because she was on her phone/ talking to someone who was with her! The irony is! She had a bumper sticker that said "STOP TEXTING AS DRIVING!"
Support needed!
My sister started up a Gofundme page to help with my mom’s surgery. In 2014 my mother went under the knife to have her shoulder joint replaced, it was bone on bone due to arthritis, and all went well. Recovery was long but good! I wanna say about 1 month ago my mother had to once again go under the knife to get her hip joint replaced due to the same issue that she had with her shoulder. Unfortunately even tho she has no more pain in her hip she developed a tennis ball sized hematoma, a solid swelling of clotted blood within the tissues, that the doctors removed. She now has two wounds on her original incision from her surgery, which are healing but are taking their good old time. She now has to see her doctor fairly regularly and must visit a wound center twice a week to replace her wound vac, a vacuum attached to her wound that sucks all the nasty fluid out so her wound can heal, as well as therapy sessions almost twice a week. And every visit, to doctor, wound center, and therapy, cost $50 each. So that’s about $100 for her doctors, $100 for wound care, and $100 for therapy each week. So $300 for one week, two days worth, of treatment. My father’s hours at work were cut some time ago and he hasn’t be able to regain them since, my older sister works two jobs to pay her way through college, and i myself have yet to find another job. I actually had to quit my small job as a busperson last month and no one seems to want to hire a 17 yr. old at the moment. Its hard when you have to watch your family struggle and have no means to help financial wise. We could really use some help, if you would please share my story and the link to the GFP that would be amazing! And i mean if you could donate that would be such a blessing! Thank you if you have read all this and God bless!Â
https://www.gofundme.com/26wqtuck
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I can't Tumblr! Someone help me! I do t know how to comment (they are called notes as I have seen but i assume they are basically comments only bedazzled for originality) and any other "basic" Info you can shove at me would be nice!
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