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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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1.01 â 7.01 | parallels and contrasts
Roles I wanna see fat girls in:
Love interests Action stars Princesses Elves Sci- Fi Superheroes Badass Villains Any lead role
Roles Iâm tired of seeing fat girls in:
The comic relief The charity case
i read this as âlook at Benedict cumberbatchâ and my stupid ass sat here giggling because I was like âhehehehe I canât believe he would take a funny selfie like that!â and it wasnât until like five minutes later when I looked at the eyes, like really looked at them that it clicked that it wasnt actually him and Iâve never wanted to die so fucking bad. this one post just single-handedly ruined my entire year
Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.Â
This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck
How has nobody thought about this before tbh
Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.Â
Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridgeâs office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed. McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.Â
All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.
The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.
Itâs come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmerâs Market Hotâ˘. Â
Farmerâs Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphanâs Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others.
See my point?
Farmerâs Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable. Itâs not the kind of hot where you immediately go, âOh my god theyâre so perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.â Thatâs for later.
This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmerâs market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from their Creativity Through Music class. Itâs the look that says âIâm here to support our local beekeepers.â You see them and it makes you want to settle down. You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.
Itâs borderline hipster without the elitism and irony, borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If theyâre white, racist shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.
Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.
Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall and be polite to the merchants.
Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dogâs leash while she waits at the knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.
Farmerâs Market Hotâ˘.
Add this to your vocabulary.
Itâs that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.
farmerâs market hot
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I canât not post this gif now
Iâm honestly so done with âtheyâre faking their symptoms for attention!â like do you know that needing attention is a symptom for some personality disorders???? Do you know how paranoid you make mentally ill people that theyâre faking their symptoms for attention?? Do you know how absolutely ableist you are???
You: Good morning!
Gandalf, an intellectual: Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
When your whole squad is on point. By Samuel Grubbs
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Fucking the donut suicide one omfg
I canât even read these without doing the accent xD itâs so good
{#howto be so super adult by Tom Vrab}
Tom:Â â Siri, whatâs my name?â
Siri: [robotic, monotone voice]Â â Youâre Tom, but you asked me to call you vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina -Â â
[Tom dances to Siri repeatedly saying vagina]
ominously hetero is my new fave term
im gonna miss the masterpieces such as this