The Bowery Presents
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Show & Tell
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Discoholic 🪩
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@oodlesthepsychoticcupcake
Yuffie: What’s with the bag of purple marbles?
Aerith: They’re amethyst orbs. They’re for emotional protection.
Yuffie: Nice! … what’s with the slingshot?
Aerith: *loading up a amethyst marble and aiming at Reno* To banish anything that threatens my emotional wellbeing.
He’s giving corporate shill, but HOT corporate shill 💅
*at Veld's funeral*
Tseng: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Tseng: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
Highlights From the SOLDIER Group Chat
All SOLDIER operatives are required to be apart of the official group chat, a space where they can comfortably communicate and relay messages en mass.
• Genesis sending PDFs of the Communist Manifesto at random.
• Director Lizard™ memes every Wednesday provided by Zack.
• Sephiroth using “DTF” to indicate that he’s free to spar. Genesis had told him it means “Down To Fight.”
• Zack sending a picture to the group chat holding the severed head of the president ShinRa statue, along with the caption “I fucked up.”
• Someone changing the group chat name to DilfGeal™ and friends.
• Genesis sending “Sephiroth you forgot your briefs at my apartment” and turning his phone off.
• Zack and Kunsel’s rap battle through voice notes.
• Sephiroth using “IWTFY” to indicate that he’s free to spar. Genesis told him it means “I Want To Fight You.”
• Roche changing the group chat name to Sephiroth’s wig.
• The mystery penis™ — someone accidentally sent a nude to the group chat at 3 AM and quickly deleted it, but the picture automatically saved to everyone’s device and it incited a month long discourse and speculation about the mystery penis. No, it wasn’t Genesis.
• The day they discovered there was a turk informant lurking in the group chat (it was Reno) after said lurker insulted Zack, it escalated and Angeal went out looking for Reno to “chat.”
• Genesis sending “THE 👁️ GODDESS 👁️ IS 👁️ WATCHING 👁️” after every misdeed.
• The day professor Hojo joined the chat so everyone changed their name and profile pictures to Sephiroth.
• Lazard: screen name “Milf-Muncher-5000” kindly revert to your government name and profile picture. I know this is you, Commander Rhapsodos.
• Sephiroth once misspelled the word “laughed” as “laft” and now instead of “lol” or “lmao” everyone just “LAF”
• Everyone spamming the hashtag #GetHewley’d after someone is scolded by Angeal.
• Kunsel posting a list of estimated hex codes and measurements of everyone’s junk and chaos ensuing right afterwards. Genesis in particular is outraged at why his is so underestimated. He proceeds to send everyone his correct measurements.
• Zack using too many emojis, oftentimes only using emojis.
• If you swear, Angeal kicks you out, so everyone starts using Zack’s name as a substitute for for curse words. “ZACK YOU!” is a particularly popular one.
• Sephiroth randomly sending unflattering pictures of Genesis. Then he sends a voice note of his office door being beaten down by Genesis.
• Sending random pictures and depictions of lizards and captioning them “FOUND THE DIRECTOR”
The cat is his escape from his work at an evil corporation that loves killing poor people. i think we can all relate on some level.
Best Part of the FF7 Rebirth Trailer
First Class Soldier
Watch out cloud!!!
enjoyed the demo very much
HE HAS RISEN!!!
i think this might be my fav synergy so far
My Father in law who is 65 loves Baldurs Gate but doesn't really catch all the things. This is the conversation he had with me today
"I did an evil thing, but I didn't like it so I had to re load."
Oh?
"I was gonna make Ariel, the vampire, into a God, because it makes him all powerful and stuff, after you kill that other guy. Who was a really easy fight, they really hyped him up for no reason."
Ariel?
"Yeah that white haired vampire. I made him all powerful but then it killed like, 1000 people"
Yes, 7000 actually
"Yeah! And did you know some of those were kids? Kids! I was gonna be evil but I got all guilty about it, I don't wanna hurt kids. So I reloaded and Ariel can just stay at camp, I dunno, doing whatever he does. I can't do it. I'm not evil I guess, I tried."
He tried to Ascend Astarion and couldn't, this man is a retired Navy chief petty officer first class, he's killed real people. He couldn't do the evil route in the video game
So "Ariel" gets to drink wine in camp.
LMAO
all drow women know is contemplate they skull, tend to mushrooms, express violence, adjust armor, plot future, and be bothered by the sun.
