BEAUTIFUL DISASTER

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

This is so corny but I want him inside of me

[ofelias]

[weather-peen]

they don’t call him big tuna for nothing

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dollykills-deactivated20240929]

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

[doucheboob]

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

[goodreadss]

There are questions that you don’t ask because you’re afraid of the answers to them.

Agatha Christie, The Moving Finger (via goodreadss)

[4gifs]

[susierogelio]

held my breath the entire gif

[barbiemovies]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

THIS GOT ME BROKE YALL

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth

[biandnerdy-deactivated20190226]

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them

[suicide-is-my-father]

[only1600kids]

the only way to my heart

[africanmani-deactivated20170514]

[crashmusthappen]

catfish

[heymrsamerica]

OH MY 💀

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

That horse gon be like “man, this why i take em to the derby on the first date”

[science]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[guy]

every time

[coluring]

my apple has an apple on it