Gookie Tumbles

sometimes all it takes is a lil gookie tumbles.

[transmascreplica]

are we too far gone

[audioexorcisms]

[renmomy]

Dad’s on a hunting trip and hasn’t been home in a few days..

[ookidablobida]

my name is gordon freeman. 20 years ago, the whole world went to shit. aliens invaded and the top secret research facility black mesa was completely destroyed, all because i slept in and showed up late. next thing I know I’m dropped 20 years in the future and an alien race called the combine has completely taken over. I fought my way through hordes of them until I blew up my old administrator who had become the ruler of the world, doctor wallace breen. I blew up the citadel, then blew up their portal to cut them off from their home world. now it’s up to me and a small resistance to blow up what remains of the combine and free the earth. so basically, I need one hell of a nap.

[born to be wild starts playing]

[ookidablobida]

she huggy on my wuggy till my playtime pops

[renmomy]

I foolishly relied on my eyes because I was able to see

[ookidablobida]

[asks for mild] Nah, like I can handle spicy food but that shit SHREDS my oropharynx and hypopharynx and I can't affort the extra friction.

no yeah i'm OTT-PC-HM-OPTTmaxxing.

[ookidablobida]

things that create colorful onomatopoeias onscreen in the night

[ookidablobida]

diamond so unbreakable it makes my stream bloody

[renmomy]

Hey I went to sex pervert town and everyone there blew you

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[maxxie-or-smth]

i cannot kill myself because there is music

[ookidablobida]

I don’t know if tags or text can exemplify the very much a lot way in which this is the absolute real truth of all time

[ot3]

studies could come out showing that hot showers were the leading cause of cancer worldwide and I still probably wouldn't be able to convince myself to turn down the temp at all #boiling #boiled #warmthcore #heatcel

[infectiouspiss]

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

headphones aren't enough i need to eat the song

[hev-mark-iv]

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie