Can I request some headcanons of the demon brothers meeting That Vegan Teacher? Hehehehehe
HAHAHAHAAAA I AM ACTUALLY CACKLING HELL YEA YOU CAN
Thank you SO MUCH for requesting this😂😭
The Demon Brothers meeting That Vegan Teacher
Warnings: violence (of course)
Has nothing against vegans, though he doesn't think humans are quite meant to live without meat
Mc shows him some of her videos and "songs"
He is instantly reminded why he used to think somewhat lowly of humans
Gets super angry when she compares LGBTQ+ discrimination with vegan discrimination
"People aren't discriminating against you because you're vegan, Katie. They're discriminating against you because you're an awful human
Actually comments this on one of her videos
She insults him right back
Goes to the human world with a smile and brings Cerberus
She tries to feed him tofu like poor Bella
He immediately spits it out. Lucifer rewards him
Feeds him a whole cow in front of her
Cerberus decides that's not enough and just eats that vegan teacher
Immediately pretends to be vegan to get a shout-out from her to get clout bc clout=money
That vegan teacher makes a diss video
Pretends to be religious and say "this demon attacked her"
She just gave Mammon what he wanted
Immediately yeets off to the human world while filming (for views)
Mammon bursts into her house somehow
And improvises a terrible love song to a cheeseburger
Starts a terrible, ear splitting singing battle
Katie ends up throwing her ukulele at Mammon
She just gave him ammo hehe
Strums the ukulele better than she does (not saying much) and dances while singing cheeseburger in paradise
Katie screeches about discrimination and faints
No. He refuses to watch any more of her videos because the SECOND he hears "why the fuck aren't you vegan yet" he has a Pavlovian response and shifts into his demon form
"Idk, Miss Katie, why the fuck aren't you dead yet?"
Avoids her, along with any and every mention of her, because he KNOWS he has no patience for her
So when Solomon transports her to the Devildom as a joke
He's not even anywhere NEAR her and he immediately stiffens the second she appears
Can't figure out why he's perpetually in his demon form
Until he hears the word tofu
Makes a mental note to kill Solomon
Calmly requests an audience with her while smiling
Katie thinks he's being friendly. Mc knows someone is going to die.
Absolute silence comes from the room they're in
Then, that vegan teacher screams while sprinting away and begs Solomon to take her back
Then, she hears a demonic screech
She gets trampled by demon cows
Barely makes it out of the Devildom
Her accounts suddenly disappear
Nobody ever hears from her again
Only Satan knows where she is
Although, rumor has it that she resides in an insane asylum because she gets terrified at any mention of cows....or any sight of a blonde man.
Is already her biggest troll
Has SEVERAL tiktok accounts all dedicated to leaving random comments
Usually steak emojis or pro- LGBTQ+ stickers
So when he finds out she's organizing a vegan meet and greet?
Buys literally half the tickets
Consistently interrupts her using different voice impressions (a skill gained from cosplay)
When Katie finally gets a word out, its to ask if anyone has questions for her
A lone voice rings out, a ray of sun among the tofu-scented clouds
Needless to say, Levi caught the whole thing on a live streams
It got the most views ever
Bothers him on a personal level
He's rather fond of the vegan lifestyle
But it irks him how she's tainting it
But, he isn't one for violence on the same levels of his brothers
So, he does what only he could do
"Miss Katie? More like Miss Cakey. What did you do, smear tofu on your face?"
"Honey, the only thing you're teaching is how NOT to exfoliate"
One day, runs into her at a makeup store
Apparently, his videos got to her
Goes up behind her and points out a vegan line.
"I suggest this one. Its vegan, but, y'know, without the bitchiness. Oh, I mean itchiness haha silly me. Ta ta!"
*flounces away without another word*
Doesn't understand why that vegan teacher has to criticise people for eating what they want to
It scares the other brothers
Beel decides to meet her to talk about this
He's just so oblivious sometimes
Didn't realize Katie, despite likely being a demon herself, isn't accustomed to seeing a literal 7 foot demon wherever she goes
Goes to her house. She sees him outside her window
He leaves, goes to her lake instead
She gets so scared she has a heart attack and falls in
That vegan teacher follows him on social media because, y'know
Belphie and the cow thing
Somehow thinks he's a vegan activist
He agrees only to fuck with her
They meet at a restaurant
Belphie orders every single meat item on the menu
Wolfs it down and offers her some with that trademark evil smirk, you know the one
She calls him a fake and demand he takes off all his "cow accessories"
When all he does is smirk, she tries to forcibly take his horns off.
Of course, they don't budge
"Now, what is it you say about cows, Miss Katie?"