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@ooohchris
book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “she has naturally curly hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “red hair, freckles”
screen adaptation:
Book: “she was black”
Movie adaptation:
Book: She was asian
Movie:
reblogging for the last two
Book: he asked calmly.
Movie:
A cough is just a crunchy breath
A yawn is just a boneless cough
why the fuck do these make sense???
There are two big rules when it comes to email: Always proofread and never send an email when you’re upset. I’ve learned these lessons the hard way. I’ve sent angry emails that I’ve immediately regretted. I’ve sent emails to the wrong people. I’ve sent important emails with typos in them, completely embarrassing myself. Stop living in fear. There’s an undo button on Gmail, and I’m going to show you how to use it.
follow @the-future-now
IMPORTANT.
You can also set it up to check if it thinks you’re intoxicated. It makes you do math if you have too many errors.
reblog for noises
no more internet
Y'all out here trying to kill us for fire Pussy 😒
Lmao she could just kegel on her own wtf
lol who does this?
It would be a fight immediately
LMAOOOOO yeah im doing this 😭
Voilà magic
Domestic violence
issa joke
this is actually hilarious as fuck
open rp
Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce
is pepsi ok
‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity
‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi
LOL
They never had a chance
what happened in 1845?
That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.
50 110 && 154
50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?At the moment, no, but a couple of my coworkers are pretty high on the list.
110:Gotten my heart broken?Ohhhhh yeah. It was my fault though.
154:Something I fantasise aboutAll my bills covered, not having to wake up at a specific time, quality sleep!
3, 39, 58
3:3 FearsNot having my bills paid on time, not making anything of myself before mom leaves this life (she’s not dying, but you know..), my teeth randomly falling out (had a few nightmares about that).
39:Do I and my last ex hate each other? She probably hates me.
58:What’s my strangest talent? Uhhh... I have these golden pair of scissors that I can cut anyone out of my life with. :)
89 LOL
89:Gotten pregnant?
Oh YES daddy all day every day LMAO
Ask for honest truth 1:Name 2:Age 3:3 Fears 4:3 things I love 5:4 turns on 6:4 turns off 7:My best friend 8:Sexual orientation 9:My best first date 10:How tall am I 11:What do I miss 12:What time were I born 13:Favourite color 14:Do I have a crush 15:Favourite quote 16:Favourite place 17:Favourite food 18:Do I use sarcasm 19:What am I listening to right now 20:First thing I notice in new person 21:Shoe size 22:Eye color 23:Hair color 24:Favourite style of clothing 25:Ever done a prank call? 27:Meaning behind my URL 28:Favourite movie 29:Favourite song 30:Favourite band 31:How I feel right now 32:Someone I love 33:My current relationship status 34:My relationship with my parents 35:Favourite holiday 36:Tattoos and piercing i have 37:Tattoos and piercing i want 38:The reason I joined Tumblr 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other? 40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? 41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? 42:When did I last hold hands? 43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? 45:Where am I right now? 46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? 47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? 48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad? 49:Am I excited for anything? 50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? 51:How often do I wear a fake smile? 52:When was the last time I hugged someone? 53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? 54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? 55:What is something I disliked about today? 56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 57:What do I think about most? 58:What’s my strangest talent? 59:Do I have any strange phobias? 60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 61:What was the last lie I told? 62:Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 64:Do I believe in magic? 65:Do I believe in luck? 66:What’s the weather like right now? 67:What was the last book I’ve read? 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? 69:Do I have any nicknames? 70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? 71:Do I spend money or save it? 72:Can I touch my nose with a tounge? 73:Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? 74:Favourite animal? 75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? 76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is? 77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? 78:How can you win my heart? 79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone? 80:What is my favorite word? 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr 82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? 83:Do I have any relatives in jail? 84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? 85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 86:What is my current desktop picture? 87:Had sex? 88:Bought condoms? 89:Gotten pregnant? 90:Failed a class? 91:Kissed a boy? 92:Kissed a girl? 93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? 94:Had job? 95:Left the house without my wallet? 96:Bullied someone on the internet? 97:Had sex in public? 98:Played on a sports team? 99:Smoked weed? 100:Did drugs? 101:Smoked cigarettes? 102:Drank alcohol? 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? 104:Been overweight? 105:Been underweight? 106:Been to a wedding? 107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? 108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? 109:Been outside my home country? 110:Gotten my heart broken? 111:Been to a professional sports game? 112:Broken a bone? 113:Cut myself? 114:Been to prom? 115:Been in airplane? 116:Fly by helicopter? 117:What concerts have I been to? 118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? 119:Learned another language? 120:Wore make up? 121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? 122:Had oral sex? 123:Dyed my hair? 124:Voted in a presidential election? 125:Rode in an ambulance? 126:Had a surgery? 127:Met someone famous? 128:Stalked someone on a social network? 129:Peed outside? 130:Been fishing? 131:Helped with charity? 132:Been rejected by a crush? 133:Broken a mirror? 134:What do I want for birthday? 135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 136:Was I named after anyone? 137:Do I like my handwriting? 138:What was my favourite toy as a child? 139:Favourite Tv Show? 140:Where do I want to live when older? 141:Play any musical instrument? 142:One of my scars, how did I get it? 143:Favourite pizza toping? 144:Am I afraid of the dark? 145:Am I afraid of heights? 146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? 147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? 148:What I’m really bad at 149:What my greatest achievments are 150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me 151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery 152:What do I like about myself 153:My closest Tumblr friend 154:Something I fantasise about 155:Any question you’d like?
answering these + any other random questions
The first line in this news story is so dramatic
LMFAO
slorny
sleepy and horny at the same damn time
Pretty much.
