hey

the roof is not my son, but I will raise it.

[randomsplashes]

[imanasoh]

[ruinedchildhood]

[imhungup]

never have i seen a more relatable character oh my god

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[teenscoolest]

[randomsplashes]

[thatradicalnotion]

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

[cobaltflame]

This really says a LOT

[bunney]

simpsons is so next level

[ribbloid]

STEP BACK HARLOT. I NEED ENOUGH OPEN SPACE INBETWEEN ME AND YOU FOR GOD.

[stolentweets]

[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[anxietyproblem]

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[isabelladjanis]

Zhang Ziyi in Rush Hour 2 (2001)

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[gentlesharks]

[fuliajulia]

[gentlesharks]

[eastsidepapi]