[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[bethanydelleman]

Pride & Prejudice variation where eldest half-sister Caroline Bingley marries a widowed Mr. Bennet with five daughters and then gets her brother to rent Netherfield Park so she can throw her stepdaughters at him and his friend Darcy so her son doesn't have to support 5 spinsters

"Look Charles, there are five of them, four are pretty, they all have different personalities so there must be one who clicks with you, take her off my hands."

"Yes, Mr. Bennet STILL refuses to let me take them all to London. I could get these girls married off so quickly if I could get them there, you cannot even imagine."

All the girls have pristine educations and dowries because Caroline wants them GONE and she knows how to do it

[bethanydelleman]

Wouldn't she just marry them off to whomever just to dispose of them?

Caroline? The Queen of Networking? No, she's got five chances at making advantageous connections and she's gonna use them

[bethanydelleman]

#caroline bingley would be planning an entire caroline empire based on the advantageous connections she can make for the girls#i don't know why people are changing austen ladies into girlbosses when caroline bingley is RIGHT THERE

You get me @captain-kit-adventuress

Girl has PLOTS

[ozempicofficial]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

[knottahooker]

sending "!" to represent myself perking up my ears in excitement like a dog

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

[eloiscbridgerton]

BONUS: Trinity letting Mel's hair down

THE PITT 2.15 – 9:00 P.M.

[lunarfuneral]

S02E15 THE PITT — "9:00PM"

[da-pitt]

THE NIGHT SHIFT

Season 2 Episode 15, 9:00 PM

[livnothewson]

THE PITT (2025-)

2.15 | 9PM

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[da-pitt]

ROBBY BEING NOSY | THE PITT (2.07 + 2.09)

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[hopeiochi]

I present you... The Valkyries!

[japril]

Wow, Friedrich Nietzsche.

[userfinalgirls]

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

[shadowisi]