The True Confessions of the Gen Z @oops-not-oops - Tumblr Blog

she just keeps leaving :(

Everytime I see something cringey or embarrassing on TV I have to remind myself that nothing will ever be as bad as the Wax Museum Adrienette Scene in Miraculous Ladybug

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remember this one?

#miraculous ladybug #marichat #oh how the turn tables #clownery for 7 years #ml season 5

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[Image Description: Three hands shaking. One is labeled ‘Aces’, one is labeled 'Non-binary folk’, and one is labeled 'Bisexuals’. The handshake is labeled 'purple’.]

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oh how the turntables from when I liked this 2 years ago. who knew I'd identify as all three at one point

Student loans

It's now my third year in college, I've amassed more than $70,000 of student loans. I will be paying at least $1,300 a month to pay off said loans by the time I'm 30. How am I supposed to be a contributor and consumer of our society if I'm unable to move out of my parents house until I'm making at least $70,000 a year.

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I'm formally filing a cease and desist against all internet targeting software for showing me engagement rings, wedding gowns, and baby stuff. When I pin that stuff on pinterest at 2 in the morning its not cause I'm excitedly awaiting a life moment.

Graduation Day

In the upcoming weeks it will be the final days of the high school for the first batch of Gen Zers, myself included. Let’s say that I start using a blog to document the trials and tribulations I face as a modern day teen caught between two major generations- the millennial and whatever you’d like to call the collection of fortnite children on music.ly. I’d say my generation is pretty likely to start a revolution in not just my awful homeland of the United States but also the world.

Enough philosophical thoughts let’s get into the blog about the terrible thoughts that run through my head about the even more terrible world

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A short story I wrote this summer.

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You know what I want. I want a Sky High remake so that they can continue it into a series. Picture this:

Sky High Remake. Freshman year. Same plot, same characters, Will is still a dipshit, but it’s less 00s looking with modern fashion, modern acting people, better CGI. Make Warren Peace gayer. Sets up the whole series.

Sky High Sequel. Sophomore year. The main character is Layla. The hero and sidekick set up has been demolished. Now students who have sidekick powers are in the same classes as students with bad ass powers and are getting the butts kicked constantly. The main characters fight over weather or not this is better and their friend group splits in two. They don’t talk to each other as Layla desperately tries to make everyone get along. Eventually they have to put their fighting aside to fight the Gym Coach and his army of bullies who has been secretly setting up former sidekicks to fail so that all the heroes of the future aren’t “lame.” They take him down and compromise, agreeing that people should be matched by power level but not separated.

Sky High 3. Junior year. The main character is Ethan (puddle guy). He wakes up without his powers. He doesn’t tell anyone because he thinks nobody will like him if he has no powers and that they’ll come back soon enough. Slowly he realizes that other kids have lost their powers too but aren’t telling anyone. The group befriends Sophomore known for not having any powers at all whose there because his parents have powers. Turns out he knows the ins and outs of the school really well and he helps them as they go on a mission to discover what happened to their powers. This new guy starts dating Warren. Finally the whole team has to fight the villain, a new character with sidekick parents, who has been stealing the powers of the students to make himself stronger so he can be the best hero ever.

Sky High 4. Senior year. The main character is Warren. We finally get to see his family and what it’s like with one hero parent and one villain parent. His parents don’t live together because his dad Baron Battle is in jail but it’s weird. But he learns his dad has broken out of jail. This makes things really weird for him and Will as Will’s parents are out looking for him. Eventually Warren and Will have a big fight, using their powers, and they both get suspended. Finally, at Prom, Warren’s dad appears at the school to try to get Warren to be his henchman. Warren refuses and they all have to fight Warren’s dad.

ISN’T THIS A GOOD FUCKIN IDEA?!?!

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Favorite part of Sky High is when the dad breaks the phone and opens up a drawer filled with about a dozen identical ones

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baby shark

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Reblogging just for this man’s laugh. Look at him, he’s so happy.

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Hands up if you’re still mad that Christianity took over most of the world, displacing the ancient local religions and destroying records of them so we’ll never know the details about them