You know you live in Okinawa when...
1) you’re either drenched from a downpour or in sweat. Forget wearing mascara. It’ll just get ruined.
2) you have to take multiple showers every day. One in the morning before work, one after pt (duh), one after field drill, one after a change of command or concert, one after work.
3) you have to wash your cammies every day. Every other place you only have to wash your cammies once or twice a week.
4) black flag all day every day
5) that white pt shirt though bc you’re still acclimating to the island humidity. No it’s not a white flag signaling that I surrender.
6) being treated like a kindergartner. Yes you need a buddy on base while you’re at the Joint Reception Center. No you can’t leave base... you have to sign out with the duty before you go off base or out of the barracks.
7) hydration is continuous. Hydrate or you’ll definitely die.
8) always having laundry to do bc your clothes are always soaked after walking anywhere.
9) your hair doing weird stuff because of the humidity
10) pt at 0430 bc any other time is just unbearable
11) typhoon season. That tccor stuff is not something to be taken lightly
12) 100% humidity. Makes Parris Island feel like heaven.
13) always being windy bc you’re on an island
14) the sun rises early and sets early
15) the sunsets are epic especially over the beach.
16) the food off base is delicious. Sushi, ice cream... yum, yum!😋
17) American Village is always lit. It’s the only place to blast loud music on a Saturday night.
18) being able to travel to Thailand, Malaysia, mainland Japan, or China during a 96
19) everything on base is pretty. So many hibiscus flowers!🌺
21) the blue Pacific Ocean is always a great sight to see
22) the Japanese cashiers on base are always so happy and friendly.
23) the on/off base taxis make bank here all day every day
24) having to live in the barracks until you’re married or a staff Sgt.
25) not being allowed to drive until you’re an NCO.
26) being able to drink at 20 instead of 21.
27) the BAC is only .03. So don’t drink and drive.