Hey

Oouki is the name, procrastinating is my game. Be right back Check out my Instagram: @ooukination Links: vocaloid music ||utattemita ||art tag

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

Human beings in a mob

What’s a mob to a king?

What’s a king to a god?

What is a god…

To a non-believer?

[shelgon]

For those of you in Australia and Japan, Pokémon GO is now available free to download from the iOS and Google Play Stores for free. Currently, no release has happened in America or Europe but it is unlikely that it will be too long. 

As expected, there are microtransactions where you can buy coins with real money.

100 PokéMoney = 120¥

550 PokéMoney = 600¥

1200 PokéMoney = 1200¥

2500 PokéMoney = 2400 ¥

5200 PokéMoney = 4800¥

14500 PokéMoney = 11800¥ 

Source: Serebii | Get Pokémon GO Here! 

[shadowofafeeling]

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

[shadowofafeeling]

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

[waffle1up-deactivated20171118]

[prguitarman]

Cartoon Network what the fuck

[vine-blog]

When you try not to be cool

[smerchingaround]

Relatable

[forbiddenseason]

I made a quiz on buzzfeed. Is the quote from yugioh or a classic romance novel? Who knows.

[forbiddenseason]

[oouki-cupid]

The ‘in-case-you-missed-it-these-past-few-weeks’ photoset, all from my instagram

[oouki-cupid]

Compiling five of the main characters based on local legends into one photo

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[cure-yell-liker]

when you’re happy but your face doesn’t show it

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[queerlynx]

Real Neko Atsume Cats 

I know there’s already a similar post floating around, but I had already planned on making my own, and I had very specific breed headcanons! Also, this one includes the most recent cats :3 

Now THIS is the content I signed up for!

[oouki-cupid]

Glasses and washi tapes

[oouki-cupid]

Ayy i still have a lot of drawings on instagram so do follow @ooukination k bye

[weloveshortvideos]

Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

[triiptych]

[farfromthepacific-deactivated20]

Me when people tell me to speak Japanese

[egobuzz]

when someone very talented compliments you