careful now

down with this sort of thing + my ao3 + the Arthur to my Merlin

[technofeudalism]

selling sea shells by the sea shore is one of the boldest hustles of all time

[grakkie]

Any Merlin fans still exist in 2026 ???

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[east-winddd]

quick sketch of one of my all-time favorite characters 💖

[natalieironside]

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place

[virfujiwara]

Pluto's been cutting like at least 15 minutes of the episodessss and I've only just noticed

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[count-pudding]

'morning's cold, you're hot, so the answer is clear' 'not to me, apparently'

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1734

Your whumpee is gifted novelty socks by their partner; they're wearing them the day they’re kidnapped.

The socks are the only thing they can focus on during the torture.

[fridgrave2-0]

banished from paradise

[eternalgirlscout]

a while ago I read an omegaverse fic where part of the premise was that the guy had like, abnormally long and intense heats, which as you can imagine was used for horny reasons. but it was a fairly grounded omegaverse setting as far as it goes, and I could not stop thinking "he has pornworld endometriosis and needs to see an ΩBGYN"

[count-pudding]

Sleepy

[ozempicofficial]

[teodor-vi]

The real problem with accidental baby acquisition? Differing parenting styles.

(also the whole ‘our baby is magical but only one of us knows’ thing)

[catchymemes]

[count-pudding]

"caught"

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess