[pisces-core]

[pradadada6]

[opal-gilstrap-on]

Attn black and queer people in my phone:

I haven’t been on here in a minute but if you were on here in like 2012-16 does anyone remember a black trans man on here (I think his name is Kai) who had this really funny song he’d sing every Friday that went like

“It’s Friday, motherfuckers. And you know what that meaaaans. I’m [something something] roll a little weeeed”

I truly hope he’s doing well but that song is stuck in my head at least once a month and I can’t remember all the words! Pls let me know if you remember or have a clip

And happy Friday, motherfuckers 🫂😘🤸🏽‍♀️

[cerastes]

It’s because you’re always on that damn journey of self-discovery.

[goingtothebes]

life is just humiliating yourself over and over and learning to live with the inherent shame of being alive !! do what makes you happy !! it is impossible to live life without embarrassment, so why bother trying !!

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[lora-mathis]

Lora Mathis

[prepxn]

- Toni Morrison, Song of Solomon (1977)

[catchymemes]

[dotglobal]

[resqectable]

“At least I’m not as sad as I used to be.”

— fun.

[flowachild]

men r dumb

[aquarioencadenado]

Aquarius “Water Bearer” grill by Gabby Elan Jewelry in Manhattan, New York for @ursoskinnyadaeze. ⛲️♒️

[evaughn]

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[thevioletcaptain]

if i can just add–

[usersitcom]

Abbott Elementary (2021-present) Fundraiser (S02E13)

[memewhore]