I doubt that.
Yeah? You wanna test that theory?
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@ophelia-abrams
I doubt that.
Yeah? You wanna test that theory?
Well, I know so. How you’ve been, dear Ophelia?
I’ve been so busy not doing anything, that I’m almost getting restless, which is crazy, right? It’s rubbing off on my lifestyle and I don’t like it.Â
How have you been, cutie?Â
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That’s one lucky shower. ;)
I guess so.Â
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Time to get wet. #intheshowerÂ
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Send me whatever you want. I'm all yours.
What time are you free?
Around 6-7. I can go for earlier if it works for you.Â
How about tonight? I’m going away for the weekend.
Tonight works for me.Â
That’s what I always say. You don’t learn shit with just theory.
Nope. I’ve never been able to understand theory anyway. So when are you free to get this done?
How many people have you had sex with?
Not too many, and also not enough.Â
If you want me to, sure.
Heck yeah. What's a better way to learn how to use it if not with a proper demonstration?
That’s crazy talk. I should take you to get one some time.
Are you gonna show me how it works, too?
Getting humped or doing the humping on Humpday makes it a better day.
Great! See you then!
Totally!
rockinmax replied to your post:When you masterbate do you prefer fingers or toys?
Toys are great.
So I’ve heard. I just haven’t had the pleasure to try one out, let alone, own one.
When you masterbate do you prefer fingers or toys?
I don’t have much experience with toys, so fingers.Â
What's your "secret" move to turn someone on?
It doesn’t take as much effort as it used to. You know, before this whole virus thing. So yeah. No secret. Just me existing and doing my own thing until someone catches on.
cowgirl or reverse cowgirl?
Cowgirl. But I wouldn’t object to reverse, either.Â
Oh it’ll be humpday alright.
I’ll pick you up at 7pm okay?
Putting the word into a more literally sense makes it far more interesting.
I’ll make sure to be ready by then.