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“No further invitations were sent to the school but for about six months, someone kept leaving dog turds on my doorstep. Maud and Irene always seemed to have alibis.”
sigh…
Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere
I’m in fucking tears
I ugly laughed
XP/98 remix
Nice. I never got into trackers myself but I love watching them. Sometimes I miss the limitations of old gear like this.
Hyades Sector, 5th November 3301
Timeline of the Universe: Beyond 10,000 AD
10,000-15,000 AD - The hypernova of Eta Carinae is affecting our region of the galaxy
19,500 AD - Betelgeuse is colliding with a dusty wall
22,000 AD - The Chernobyl disaster site becomes fully safe
30,000 AD - The first wave of sub-light vessels has reached the galactic core
35,000 AD - Ross 248 becomes the closest star to our Sun
42,000 AD - Voyager 1 is passing near the red dwarf star, AC+79 3888
52,000 AD - The KEO time capsule re-enters the Earth’s atmosphere
100,000 AD - The red hypergiant star, VY Canis Majoris, has exploded by now, producing one of the largest supernovas the galaxy has ever seen
200,000 AD - Constellations visible from Earth have been rendered unrecognisable
298,000 AD - Voyager 2 is approaching Sirius
1,000,000 AD - Planet-sized computers are dominating the Local Group of galaxies; humanity’s descendants are a Type 3 civilisation on the Kardashev scale
1,400,000 AD - The Oort Cloud is being disrupted by the approach of Gliese 710
2,000,000 AD - Pioneer 10 is approaching the Aldebaran system
4,000,000 AD - Pioneer 11 is approaching the Lambda Aquilae system
6,800,000 AD - DNA from the 21st century has completely decayed
7,200,000 AD - Mount Rushmore has eroded away
7,600,000 AD - Phobos is ripped apart by Mars’ gravity
8,400,000 AD - LAGEOS-1 returns to Earth
10,000,000 AD - Earth is being threatened by lethal levels of gamma radiation | Triton’s decaying orbit has led to it breaking up around Neptune, forming a new ring system
27,000,000 AD - Smith’s Cloud is colliding and merging with our Milky Way galaxy
30,000,000 - 40,000,000 AD - At some point during this period, an asteroid 10-20 km in size comes on a direct collision course with Earth
50,000,000 AD - Africa merges with Europe, forming a new mountain range to rival the Himalayas
100,000,000 AD - The Milky Way galaxy has stabilised from an earlier collision
150,000,000 AD - The Atlantic Ocean begins to close
225,000,000 AD - Sol completes one galactic year
250,000,000 AD - A supercontinent is forming on Earth
600,000,000 AD - Total solar eclipses are no longer possible on Earth
750,000,000 AD - The Sagittarius dwarf galaxy has been absorbed into the larger Milky Way
1,000,000,000 AD - Earth is becoming too hot to support liquid water
3,800,000,000 AD - The Andromeda Galaxy has begun to collide and merge with our own Milky Way galaxy
5,000,000,000 AD - Sol is a red giant
12,000,000,000 AD - Sol is shrinking to become a black dwarf
100,000,000,000 AD - The Virgo Supercluster is converging into a single galaxy
1,000,000,000,000 AD - Star formation is declining in many galaxies
2,000,000,000,000 AD - Galaxies beyond the Local Supercluster are no longer visible
20,000,000,000,000 AD - Red dwarf stars are dying
100,000,000,000,000 AD - The end of the stellar era
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 AD - The degenerate era of the universe
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 AD - The black hole era of the universe
Beyond 10100 - The dark era of the universe
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Richard Dawkins is really going to town now.
Sunday, I really love you sometimes.
‘Piggy’ by Nine Inch Nails It's a great song and a perfect way to mark #PigGate day - the day we learned our Prime Minister may have orally fucked a severed pig's head.
Of course, whether it’s true or not is almost irrelevant at this point. Here’s Hunter S Thompson on a very similar thing from 1972.
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Folktek Bug Insectan Synthesizer, Glitch, Circuit Bent, Modular
I have no idea what this is but I suspect it sounds like craziness and I want it.
this dog just turned in a quest
fucking love little quest dog
Khajiit has your reward. This one thanks you for your service!
Atari ST
The road to Emery Down
New Forest, Hampshire, October 2013 | Canon 5D MkIII
Martin Dixon Photography